How was your day too....two?

[Poboy kartman]

No Eric...still have two window units that need cleaning...but I didn't want to drop dead cleaning one...and this window unit is slightly larger...I'm. sure MORE ENERGY EFFICIENT...so...at the end of the day...will pay for itself anyway.

 

[chancer]

Cool. then you can sit in the coolness of the new one and work on the old ones!

Then sell one of the old ones to pay for the electric bill

 

[Poboy kartman]

Naw...I'm keeping all 3...and maybe installing all 3 in my living room ...still got 110° days coming...

 

[Poboy kartman]

So...funny...I decided to make scrambled eggs with ketchup....Now...this is about as simple as simple gets....two eggs...beat them up...maybe 1/3-1/2 cup milk...salt and pepper and add ketchup to the finished product and eat.

Soooo...I'm going along...and something goes haywire in my mind....I start thinking about SONIC BURRITOS! Now...one thing about Sonic burritos seperates them from any other: the eggs! They are like fried to an inch of their lives...and it definitely gives them a different quality and a uniqueness...so..I decided to nearly burn my eggs....I added some thin sliced onions and a little extra seasoning
..as well as picante...but funny thing is....I still wound up dousing the finished product with KETCHUP! YUMMY!

 

[Kartorbust]

Some people need to get their head examined. Driving home from the grocery store, I was pulling up to a stop sign and a guy was crossing the street. I stop maybe 6' back and let him cross. Woman behind me honks on her horn for no reason. I flip her off and make my turn. She speeds next to me in the other lane and throws a beverage cup from a fast food place at the vehicle and speeds off...probably doing 45 in a 30...mind you heavy residential. I end up getting behind her and flipped her off again for that bs and got her plate number and car description. Fortunately no damage done to my old lady's car...but I swear when that cup hit the vehicle, it sounded like shattered glass...hope it wasn't a beer bottle.

I've cooled down but still a bit p'oed. Oh well. Some people just need to grow up and chill out.

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Just glad I kept my cool...mostly and didn't do anything stupid.

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[Poboy kartman]

Some people need to get their head examined. Driving home from the grocery store, I was pulling up to a stop sign and a guy was crossing the street. I stop maybe 6' back and let him cross. Woman behind me honks on her horn for no reason. I flip her off and make my turn. She speeds next to me in the other lane and throws a beverage cup from a fast food place at the vehicle and speeds off...probably doing 45 in a 30...mind you heavy residential. I end up getting behind her and flipped her off again for that bs and got her plate number and car description. Fortunately no damage done to my old lady's car...but I swear when that cup hit the vehicle, it sounded like shattered glass...hope it wasn't a beer bottle.

I've cooled down but still a bit p'oed. Oh well. Some people just need to grow up and chill out.

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Well....I seem to have lost my whole post while trying to edit spelling....so...I'm just going to make it short and sweet. I carry a loaded gun just to make sure such situations don't get out of control. Maybe if Trevor Gage had....there wouldn't be crosses and flowers on Spur 341.

 

[chancer]

Well I am glad for you, That you have more self control than I do. She would have gotten my CHROME horn immediately up her bumper.
"Sorry officer, I was so blinded by the beverage she threw at me I could not hold my lane, then I mistook the gas for the brake, I did not mean to continue plowing her down the road for 100yards. I was so confused and panicked I did not know what was happening till we stopped. Good thing that Oak tree was there to stop us...
Here is my insurance card, I hope she makes it to the Hospital Safely"

 

[OzFab]

We have laws against that kind of behaviour here but, it doesn't stop some people...

Isn't it funny how people get abused & assaulted for FOLLOWING the law What's the world coming to?

 

[Denny]

I have come to the conclusion that some people are just rectal orfices and should not be allowed to walk around in public or be near normal people.


Denny

 

[Kartorbust]

Retaliation probably would have gotten me in a lot more trouble than what it was worth. Sure, I could have pushed her car off the road, or just gunned it when she stopped...but it would have gotten me nowhere, other than possibly jail time.

Soon as I got home, I did file a report, but obviously they can't do much, since no damage was done and they didn't see it. I was hesitant to call anyway.

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[OzFab]

The fact is, if you included details like a licence plate, it's now on record so, if she pulls that crap again, it will show a pattern of behaviour... good for you, not so good for her...

Relax, you did everything right

I have come to the conclusion that some people are just rectal orfices and should not be allowed to walk around in public or be near normal people.


Denny

We call them "oxygen thieves"

 

[Kartorbust]

Stupid people shouldn't breed, type of thing. Yeah I'm glad I don't pull stupid stuff on the road that would have my plate recorded...just get pulled over for a dumb headlight out...it's not even my fault, dang vehicle has a known issue from the factory to blow out light sockets from too much heat. Frickin cheapskates cutting costs on vehicles. That headlight issue is known on trailblazers.

At least the police was helpful and hopefully this will prevent stupid stuff in the future. Just can't believe someone would get butthurt by the fact that I stopped a few feet back from the cross walk to let a guy cross the street, then looked both ways before I made my turn. I probably shouldn't have flipped her off, but regardless they should have kept their cool and not act like a complete moron that could have gotten bystanders killed.

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[Poboy kartman]

Defies logic!!!!!

So...this Albanian wants me to fix a non-running lawnmower. I do...despite not really having the time for it.

I call him up..."Got good news and bad news: Good news is: your mower is running....Bad news: Probably not for long." (You can't hear them knocking or smoking just cranking them...."You want it for parts?" NO!!!! "Maybe I can find someone who wants...." OOOOOKKKAY... He comes over...takes the lawnmower and leaves....WTF? Just because it's a piece of crap...you think I should NOT get PAID?

I told him....I could fix it up...but it's not worth it...in it's current condition...it might mow one yard....or 20...

BUDDY


.you brought me a POS...promised to pay me to fix it....not MY fault! !!!

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On the lighter side...I opened the front door up this afternoon to see a roadrunner in my driveway...not something you expect to see....

Even better news...it had feathers! (I'd hate to puke on my front porch! )

 

[chancer]

Sooooo... You have a driveway now?

 

[Poboy kartman]

Sooooo... You have a driveway now?

It's all relative .....sooooo.

.you have a brain now?

My driveway is small and dirty.....lol
..

 

[chancer]

My mind is small and dirty.

 

[Kartorbust]

Would be a boring world without dirty minds lol.

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[Poboy kartman]

Thankfully, the world is safe with our inner circle around!

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You know...roadrunners are fairly common where I live....but....I couldn't believe how beautiful this bird was.......But it made me wonder.....why does the roadrunner Wiley Coyote chase look like a miniature ostrich?

 

[Kartorbust]

Maybe Warner Bros. liked the Roadrunner name more and just called him that, rather than an ostrich?

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[Poboy kartman]

I think maybe ACME had rights for the roadrunner name...but...they didn't make an Ostrich car....

Besides....nobody would believe a Coyote would even TRY to chase a Mustang.