How was your day too....two?

[Poboy kartman]

I PAFR! Oscar caused this...and saved my life! She was misbehaving and distracted me...but she kept the investiganting officer far enough away so she couldn't smell my breath!

 

[chancer]

You know I like you. Consider you a friend.
Drunk Driving is stupid!!! Dont be a dumbazz!!!!!!!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Yeah...just got back from the liquor store...

Smartest thing I did today: get a ride from my neighbor. (Actually saw the same cop that worked the accident AND another one on the way back home!)

Stupidest thing I did today: Get a ride to the liquor store! Kids...don't try this at home...I'm a trained professional...and it still ain't working out so good!

 

[FreeRunner15]

Yeah...just got back from the liquor store...

Smartest thing I did today: get a ride from my neighbor. (Actually saw the same cop that worked the accident AND another one on the way back home!)

Stupidest thing I did today: Get a ride to the liquor store! Kids...don't try this at home...I'm a trained professional...and it still ain't working out so good!

There are some kind people out there that will do that which is always nice.
But what'dya get?
i havent drank in months and received this in the mail today

. its a tad bit smoother than Everclear. just wanted to try something new and i couldnt find a pic or video of this stuff anywhere online.

 

[Poboy kartman]

WAIT FOR IT!!!!

BTW: Consider yourself lucky...the folks in Hiroshima didn't get a warning!

 

[chancer]

Alright

I got my "Pasties" In the mail today

 

[FreeRunner15]

Alright

I got my "Pasties" In the mail today

you must be sponsored by them?
i would never put a sticker on my vehicle unless i was sponsored by them OR they give GOOD power to the wheels.

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really depends on the name and if they pay enough.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Alright

I got my "Pasties" In the mail today

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????

YOU DON'T GIVE GUNS OR BOOZE TO INDIANS! Don't give ANYTHING to Chancer!

His chest is uglier than mine!

 

[ML-TOYS]

you must be sponsored by them?
i would never put a sticker on my vehicle unless i was sponsored by them OR they give GOOD power to the wheels.

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really depends on the name and if they pay enough.

Wow yeah ok

 

[ML-TOYS]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????

YOU DON'T GIVE GUNS OR BOOZE TO INDIANS! Don't give ANYTHING to Chancer!

His chest is uglier than mine!

Why are you checkin out his chest anyway ?
I dont know about you texan guys.

 

[FreeRunner15]

^^lol and i can tell by your face your chest has enough hair for the ladies to play with all while looking up at your face. THAT i helped heal with my nitromethane . Welcome!!
Gosh, i'm jealous but at the same time don't want to look like a monkey.
i guess evolution did good on my generation.

 

[chancer]

you must be sponsored by them?
i would never put a sticker on my vehicle unless i was sponsored by them OR they give GOOD power to the wheels.
.

WOW, Sounds like someone is just jealous, cause it would take an Hour of Pulling weeds in Texas to afford a couple Stickers!
I thought that was a "job Mericans are not willing to do"

 

[Poboy kartman]

WOW, Sounds like someone is just jealous, cause it would take an Hour of Pulling weeds in Texas to afford a couple Stickers!
I thought that was a "job Mericans are not willing to do"

Ahhh...see..illegal wetbacks get $10 an hour...they saw this chump coming..

 

[ML-TOYS]

Ahhh...see..illegal wetbacks get $10 an hour...they saw this chump coming..

Really ? Aroung here for an 8 hour day is $125 - 150 a day plus lunch.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Thanks guys....SOMETHlING IS COMING! You won't believe this....

 

[ML-TOYS]

Thanks guys....SOMETHlING IS COMING! You won't believe this....

Is it that time of the month for ya

 

[Poboy kartman]

No...let me lay it out for ya...I'M DYING!

Yeah...not so funny now! And why I get cranky sometimes!

 

[chancer]

Well then your last two threads make a little more sense.
I guess what you were "Weighing" in on was for us to not waste our time.
Whatever hand we have been delt does not seal our fate. Who you are is who you make yourself be.
Make the most of life while we can.
To "make it clear".
Enjoy a sunrise.
Stop and smell the roses
Get out of your comfort zone, Try strange food
Love and enjoy exotic animals and nature
Log off and go fishing
sleep outside
Drive fast and hold on tight... or just let go of the wheel.
Enjoy life
Live, Laugh, Love

 

[Poboy kartman]

So...there's this commercial on TV with this kid from Hurst, Texas. It's a bullying project commercial.

I don't know how far this is broadcast, but let me break it down.He's basically saying wah wah wah...."a good day is when people don't put their hands on me....people are always calling me gay...ect...ect..."

Well...DUDE! WHY? I get you got two mothers....but why do you have such a faggy haircut? I mean REALLY! Are YOU gay?

But this whole bullying thing got me to thinking about when I was in the third grade. A kid was picking on someone much smaller than him. I know how this is going to sound...but honest to God...I stepped in and said: "How about you try picking on someone your own size?"

BTW: I think the turnout for this "fight" was about equal to a football game.

And then I asked him what he had done to him. He said he just didn't like him. At that point...I had heard enough...after beating him senseless...I told him to stay away from my "friend" ...Poor little guy followed me around like a puppy dog after that. I told him it was OK...but unnecessary...I really didn't do it for him...but for the guy I beat up...see...he was the one with a problem...which I fixed.

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Now...fast forward a few years...(this is funny)...I'm sitting on a fence and a guy is walking by...and I flick a leaf at him...and say:"Got him!"

Now he wants to fight...but he's got something in his hand and I don't know what it is...so I tell him to drop it..and it's on... About then....my MOM pulls up...(how do they know just when to screw up their childs manhood?)

Soooo.... now...the next day...I gotta deal with Dennis Ellis (you can't make this crap up!) asking me if mommy is going to bail me out.

The whole school is in on the game now....and girls are telling me Dennis is going to hurt me bad....

I told my mom to let me get myself home...(and she did)....my mom is cool.

So...only ONE problem! I really didn't have any motivation to hurt this guy! So...instead of putting a big hurt on him...he got out with just a shiner.

We both got a 3 day vacation....(go figure...after school...not on school property) ....whatever...anyway...we wound up being friends....

 

[chancer]

Reminds me of a guy I know. Nobody liked him. I tried to be relatively neutral. (tried)
But then he started picking on my friend, I tried to shut him down and he started on my Family. That was the last straw.
So I let him have it in the most subtlest way. The authorities took over and he is gone now.