LOL...That reminded me of some cars I had in the past....one was a 65 Falcon station wagon....now this thing had either a 144 or170 ci 6 banger...(I don't remember which....I think 144....)
So...0-60 time....ummm....maybe not the same day....

..but seriously, that engine was well broken in ,and after about a mile....that car would do 120 mph!!!
A very light car....so ....at that speed...the front end was touchy feely...the tires were just BARELY touching ground...and the steering would come and go... Basically, the car was floating!
Another car I had was a 1970 Chevelle with a big intake, heads, and cam....now...from a standing start..it was embarrassing. But from 30mph on...OMG!
Which actually suited me well...rat racing and blowing around slow cars...plus...I was a road racer...and this thing was a beast on curvy lake roads.
Anyway...at 30 mph...it would typically be in second gear..I would drop down into first...(throwing it into it's powerband) and nail it....in the blink of an eye...it would be going 90+ in second gear....(literally, under 2 seconds) ...and since it had worn out loose steering, and barely any brakes...I would just shift into third and let off.
It would have been nice to top end it...but SERIOUSLY...it was all I could do to keep this thing in a straight line at 90-100! And I'm not kidding, the brakes required reservations if you wanted to stop somewhere in the same block going 45....
I really think that car would have topped 150. ...but I probably wouldn't have been around to tell anyone about it!
See...the Poboy has always been crazy....but not STUPID.!!!