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Janie Fricke tours? You sure she isn't just hanging out in Branson?
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Poboy kartman
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Well....that shocking information WAS delivered to me well over ten years ago....so for all I know..she could be in a nursing home.
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Well I looked it up and she is still touring, but is partial to Branson. Her website doesn't mention the seedy nature of her band members and their questionable acquaintances.
Poboy kartman
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Well....I'm sure if she ever met me....or knew her guitar player had any association with me....he'd of never got hired!
Poboy kartman
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Well...here at the docs and just got a shot in the butt and they told me I had to hang out for fifteen minutes. I guess they wanna make sure I don't get the hebbie jebbies ,they said it's a pretty strong shot...(antibiotic) .
So....of course they weigh you...
DADGUMMIT! !! 140! Man...I've been sick!
So....of course they weigh you...
DADGUMMIT! !! 140! Man...I've been sick!
Poboy kartman
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Anyway...I was talking about a Whataburger earlier....and I still recommend them...but I got to wondering: what makes a Whataburger a Whataburger?
Well first: Whataburgers come with yellow mustard.Now with the toasted bun with butter....amd ESPECIALLY the chopped fresh onions...it MIGHT have explained that really signature taste.
Then...I Googled up Whataburger mustard! !!! Holy crap Batman ....that's it...
And this may sound silly to someone not around it...but you can bring a Whataburger home and eat it...go to work...and come home and smell it the next day!!!...(it's not a bad thing....(actually makes ya hungry) ...but it goes to show it's a bot different.
Don't believe me.
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"Sometimes times are good...
Sometimes times are bad...
Sometimes you are happy...
Sometimes you are sad..
But the times that I remember best is when a guitar I did have!"
....Poboy Kartman.
Well first: Whataburgers come with yellow mustard.Now with the toasted bun with butter....amd ESPECIALLY the chopped fresh onions...it MIGHT have explained that really signature taste.
Then...I Googled up Whataburger mustard! !!! Holy crap Batman ....that's it...
And this may sound silly to someone not around it...but you can bring a Whataburger home and eat it...go to work...and come home and smell it the next day!!!...(it's not a bad thing....(actually makes ya hungry) ...but it goes to show it's a bot different.
Don't believe me.
.come here!
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"Sometimes times are good...
Sometimes times are bad...
Sometimes you are happy...
Sometimes you are sad..
But the times that I remember best is when a guitar I did have!"
....Poboy Kartman.
Poboy kartman
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Ok...so the visit to the doc...One reason was I've had something in my right eye for four days....Ummmm. now he has a jar with some long wooden q tip kinda things...so a say drab a couple...and I'll roll up my eyelid so you can get a look.
Well...he stops me while I'm trying to do it...and says:use the cotton tip...and takes the dadgum thing away from me....
Now here's the thing...he didn't really let me do what I wanted...it wasn't until I got home...that I realized this dummy was looking at my EYEBALL.
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amd I wanted to turn my EYELID inside out for inspection...Crap...some doctors are just DUMNUTARSRS.
Well...he stops me while I'm trying to do it...and says:use the cotton tip...and takes the dadgum thing away from me....
Now here's the thing...he didn't really let me do what I wanted...it wasn't until I got home...that I realized this dummy was looking at my EYEBALL.
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amd I wanted to turn my EYELID inside out for inspection...Crap...some doctors are just DUMNUTARSRS.
Poboy kartman
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OK....SO.... I went to get my tonsils out at 27....(This was a big deal...for REAL STITCHES AND MORPHINE.....NO....THE REAL STUFF!)
So...this is where it gets a little silly.....I was supposed to go to surgery and it got postponed...now...a hemotolgist comes in...he takes a scapel...and a ruler...he says : "Im going to make a 2.5 cm cut. 1/2 Cm deep...now...I'm pretty good at this so I usually get it close first try. We can't give you pain medicine because it affects the blood clotting rate.....Now this was some weird crap....SERIOUSY! I mean...yeah...you know this is a professional doctor doing something in your best interests.....and tben....there's a guy saying hold on while I take a knife and cut ypu
It's telling you....if a weird danged deal...to sit there and let somebody slice your arm.
Ok....so then he took little pipets drew blood at certian intervals.
So....I have Von Willibrants disease...basically a freebleeding condition like hemophiliacs.
So a FREE BLEEDER! Great! I get a pretty good cut....I bleed out and die!!?
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So I spend the next 20 years thinking Im gonna bleed to death. So....meanwhile..I get a botched root canal...go to an oral surgeon....to get it corrected and meanwhile....I've got this mass at the back of my throat.....he says it'll just a tonsil and the human body has yadda yadds so many.....unfortunately I don't remember who it was.... BUT....I HAVE TO WONDER WHAT KIND OF DIFFERENCE IT COULD HAVE MADE ....AND HOW MANY YEARS AFTER ILET THAT CANCER GROW!
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So one day I noticed this "TONSIL" was actually ON my TONGUE...
Anyway yeah Cancer! So in the process...they do bloodwork...LOW AND BEHOLD!!! I DON'T HAVE VON WILLIBRANTS!!!
CAN SOMEBODY TELL WHY I HUNT ANIMALS INSTEAD OF DOCTORS?
So...this is where it gets a little silly.....I was supposed to go to surgery and it got postponed...now...a hemotolgist comes in...he takes a scapel...and a ruler...he says : "Im going to make a 2.5 cm cut. 1/2 Cm deep...now...I'm pretty good at this so I usually get it close first try. We can't give you pain medicine because it affects the blood clotting rate.....Now this was some weird crap....SERIOUSY! I mean...yeah...you know this is a professional doctor doing something in your best interests.....and tben....there's a guy saying hold on while I take a knife and cut ypu
It's telling you....if a weird danged deal...to sit there and let somebody slice your arm.
Ok....so then he took little pipets drew blood at certian intervals.
So....I have Von Willibrants disease...basically a freebleeding condition like hemophiliacs.
So a FREE BLEEDER! Great! I get a pretty good cut....I bleed out and die!!?
---------- Post added at 03:23 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:08 AM ----------
So I spend the next 20 years thinking Im gonna bleed to death. So....meanwhile..I get a botched root canal...go to an oral surgeon....to get it corrected and meanwhile....I've got this mass at the back of my throat.....he says it'll just a tonsil and the human body has yadda yadds so many.....unfortunately I don't remember who it was.... BUT....I HAVE TO WONDER WHAT KIND OF DIFFERENCE IT COULD HAVE MADE ....AND HOW MANY YEARS AFTER ILET THAT CANCER GROW!
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So one day I noticed this "TONSIL" was actually ON my TONGUE...
Anyway yeah Cancer! So in the process...they do bloodwork...LOW AND BEHOLD!!! I DON'T HAVE VON WILLIBRANTS!!!
CAN SOMEBODY TELL WHY I HUNT ANIMALS INSTEAD OF DOCTORS?
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So we can't refer to you as FreeBleeder15 now. Dang. I avoid Doctors, myself.
chancer
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Animals are Tastier than Doctors!
Poboy kartman
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Oh...HEY! Thanks a lot! I'M in the ER now! I read your post...laughed so hard I busted a hemmroid and almost bled out!
Seriously...we got weather moving on here...possible tornadoes....thankfully I got 1/2 a Whataburger....because seriously, my house is not attached to the foundation...so...at least I have a snack for the trip!
chancer
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When you and your house land. Tell the short people you are a good Witch. (FINE then LIE)
Give the Burger to Glenda, and click your heals together 3 times and say
"I want to go to California""I want to go to California" "I want to go to California"
Give the Burger to Glenda, and click your heals together 3 times and say
"I want to go to California""I want to go to California" "I want to go to California"
Poboy kartman
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So...lot of lightning..not really heavy winds...but its gotta be raining 6" an hour now...just incredible....I'm almost 60 and lived in tornado alley...but I can tell you NEVER have seen rain like this!
chancer
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"Now, Let me be clear." "Hold on" "Hold on"
The weather here is Perfect 330 days a year. The other 35 it sprinkles and has a hight temp of only 62*
The weather here is Perfect 330 days a year. The other 35 it sprinkles and has a hight temp of only 62*
Poboy kartman
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That's what makes it the perfect climate to grow idiots!
Poboy kartman
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That's what makes it the perfect climate to grow idiots!
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OK...SO i go to take Felix out tonight.....Now...Felix is a full grown wild Texas rat snake....if you don't believe how mean these snakes are...just Google it up....
So...it was really. weird how tame and cool this guy was....well...HE HAS HIS MOMENTS!!!! HE WANTED TO BITE THE CRAP OUTTA ANYTHING MOVING TONIGHT!
It really doesn't matter...I handle live critters all the time...but DADGUMMIT...I thought he was nicer than that!
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Awwhhh...****...IDK...MIGHT BE BACK...MIGHT NOT...POBOY OUT!
chancer
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He he he he! 
Ohhh! Let him go man, Let him go.
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Whataburger is top five burgers I've ever had, and you're exactly right...the yellow mustard is exactly what makes it different and the best! Wish they had one here in Nevada!
Poboy kartman
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Boy...did I ever screw up yesterday. I was at Wal-Mart to get a new coffee maker.For just a few bucks more I could have gotten a programmable one. But I thought why?
I had one for a few years and never programmed it once.So I just got a simple one button one.
However, there was one feature that I used almost every day and I miss it already. It automatically shut off after a couple of hours. Now I have to remember to shut it off and go back to that driving down the road wondering : did I shut off the coffee maker?
I had one for a few years and never programmed it once.So I just got a simple one button one.
However, there was one feature that I used almost every day and I miss it already. It automatically shut off after a couple of hours. Now I have to remember to shut it off and go back to that driving down the road wondering : did I shut off the coffee maker?
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