The Poboy Way

[Poboy kartman]

Soooo....most of you guys know about Sammy....(and the whole neighborhood) ...but just in case....he's pretty dang good sized long haired cat...

Anyway...he's built a reputation for watching local cars drive around him when he's in the road.

OK...So I get ready to leave....now...a neighbor has parked his car right at my driveway....so I have to bacup al little further and wider than normal....and I BARELY. see Sammy rolling around in the street! He probably would have just let me run him over!!!!

 

[chancer]

Dogs have Masters.
Cats have Servants. :devil5:
I am a slave to NO ONE!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Awww....C'mon man! !!.

YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT! !!

FESS UP......(or face reality) CHANCE. OWNS YOU!!!

EDIT: Here's a little reality: (and you know it's true) ....if he wanders off...you'll take off work....put up posters with a reward for his return and not sleep until he's back? !!! DON'T LIE!!!

 

[chancer]

"I reject your reality and insert My own"
"What is this reality you speak of"

 

[bob58o]

I'm guessing this guy has been rollin doobies in a van down by the river....lol
I love MythBusters, but everybody here probably does too.

 

[Poboy kartman]

OK...SOOOOO....somebody (don't worry ROBERT ....I'll never tell who it was!!! was asking me about tomatoes in a PM....

So...I thought...why not here? First off....while doing winter clean up I found a baby tomato plant...(I'm clueless) ....Then from last year...I grew an Ace 55 from seed....butI grew this variety in the past...and they were just normal size tomatoes....this one had like a HUGE beefsteak on it.

While we're on the subject....I've just had TERRIBLE luck with beefsteak tomato plants....ohh...they grow like crazy...but HEY? CAN WE GET A TOMATO HERE?

Soooo....what am I growing this year? STEAKHOUSE....a variety that's supposed to make tomatoes that are up to 4 pounds....(So anyway...I guess growing out that Ace55 baby ain't too stupid. Another new variety 'Super Sauce' is supposed to grow 'Roma' type tomatoes that weigh up to 2 pounds.

Ok...so...I always buy a Celebrity tomato plant. Then I picked up a few 'Fooled You ' jalapeno plants (no heat)...see...after the Cancer treatment....I can't take the heat anymore....So another cool thing I found was 'Sweet Thing' a heatless Cayenne that should come in handy for my homemade Louisiana stlye hot sauce.

Also interesting a habanero that only has 100 Scoville units of heat called' 'Savory'.

Anyway...got a few other things going on...but this will do for now!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Well..thought I'd ramble a bit more....

When I first got diagnosed with Cancer....I knew I needed to fatten up for treatment....so I ate double meat double cheese Whataburgers with jalapenos for breakfast every morning and gained ten pounds pretty quick!

So had a Whataburger with cheese today...(I need a bunch more...) I'm down to 146 after being sick almost 2 months and I should weigh about 175!

So....anyway...here's the thing about a Whataburger....it's............a WHATABURGER...and it either is or isn't....

Now...to make it easier for you non-Texans to understand...a BIG MAC...now...it's actually a crappy sandwich....(a Whataburger is pretty decent)....BUT....THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE TO GET ONE, RIGHT?

SO...I need to eat some to get my strength back up...and you out of towners...get you a Whataburger....maybe some OakAcres or Sonny Bryants. BBQ....If you come through...Pulidos factory has good tamales...and El Paseo used to be the best Mexican food (not easy to do around here...)

Or for elegant sit down Itaian.Mancuscos on While Settlement road. or for fast but good NY Pasta and Pizxa on 377 in Benbrook.

EDIT: BTW...Chef Bonnel has now opened a seafood restaurant....I'll have to say I've never even graced the doors of his other restaurant....but I'll tell ya...just by reading the menu online...I am willing to bet a substantial amount that you will be blown away at his new joint! (I'm no dummy in the kitchen....and this guy ain't playing....) Some of his disbes are just OMG!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Going to the beach

Haven't been don't to the coast in quite awhile...but some recent members got me to thinking about those places....but I just couldn't place those places......

My mind just kept. repeating: SOME BEACH....SOME BEACH....

IDK...It's a Texas thing....

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So...I pull up to the convenience store (now the cashier and I ALWAYS mess with each other....he naturally turns the gas pump on....

I fill up...go in and say...give me a carton of Phillies. So he rings me up...I say what the F are you doing? Of course...he has no idea...so I say hey dumbarze! I asked you to GIVE me a carton....not CHARGE me for one!

 

[Poboy kartman]

So tonight....I fry some eggs...they're not perfect...so I break the yolks....but I. DROWN them in Pace Picante! Why not I WAS BORN IN SAN ANTONIO' !

WELL Sammy wasn't born in San Antonio....but he was in Texas...and he was licking up that Picante sauce and leftover egg like gravy.

 

[chancer]

My dog Chance likes Marshmallows

 

[Poboy kartman]

Heel ...my wife's cat ate GREEN BEANS. !!

 

[chancer]

My previous Dog. A Rottweiler Akita mix (sweetest Dog ever)
Would eat Tomatoes, onions, lettuce, pickle...

 

[Poboy kartman]

Speaking of that....this little wierdo was sleeping under the car across the street this morning....now under my left elbow...

Aww...heck..YOU GOTTA LOVE EM.

 

[chancer]

I caused a feline to fall asleep under my tir... err I mean car once!
JK

 

[Poboy kartman]

Be careful...felineman is back!!!!!

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And don't know if y'all have em... but we have these Mexicans with little portable steamer/grill/oven things...always parked outside the exits of LOWE'S. or HOME DEPOT.

NOW...there's no .mistaking the smell of a bratwurst and gilled onions...and the same is true for a Whataburger.l

 

[chancer]

]And don't know if y'all have em... but we have these Mexicans with little portable steamer/grill/oven things...always parked outside the exits of LOWE'S. or HOME DEPOT.

To be politically correct we call them "Day laborers"

 

[Poboy kartman]

Well..this it tonight!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Ok...so I can't figure out why Sammy is so nasty.

I mean...his hair is full of crap...

Then I realized...he's on the RIGHT side of the recliner! So I'm digging little cigar butts out of his fur and patting out ashes...(I keep my ashtray on the right arm rest of the recliner) ..not a problem for me but....

I wish he'd just go back to the top of seat!!!!!
.

 

[B.M.800]

Soooo....what am I growing this year? STEAKHOUSE....a variety that's supposed to make tomatoes that are up to 4 pounds....(So anyway...I guess growing out that Ace55 baby ain't too stupid. Another new variety 'Super Sauce' is supposed to grow 'Roma' type tomatoes that weigh up to 2 pounds.

4lb huh... How do they taste? What are they good for?


Oh, and this is Thummer. Hes got thumbs.
He fetches milk rings.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Hey BM...Can I grow it first? (Might not even get a matter!)

On another thought....wanna talk about a couple of guys I hung around:

Now "Rusty"....was a chunky, jovial fellow.....he played rhythm guitar for me....(although not very well)....and his younger brother played drums....I (of course...played lead as my talent is LEGEND! LOL!)

So....here's this chubby harmless looking affiable dude....OK...We had bent the law together a bit....these guys dad was a one legged drunk that was absolutely hilarious!

At one time "Rusty" became a long haired biker...now a few years ...I found out it was because he was undercover narcotics. He is still in law enforcement and holds a high position. He had some crazy stories he told me after having a few shots of moonshine....YEAH.....YOU HEARD RIGHT...IF I'M LYING I'M DYING! He would come home and hit the hard stuff...and yeah...not Always moonshine...but he did a few times and I had no idea where he got it. Anyway..besides him being in law enforcement....I also found out he was a third degree black belt.

So....then there's junior...(the drummer) .."Micky" who I find out has taken up guitar....become a professional and touring with Janie Fricke????