How was your day too....two?

[Poboy kartman]

Hey I have a flip phone! Remember texting ABC DEF GHI.
AHHH it sucks! I dont text much.

Well, like I've said: I used to have a great, pretty much up to date computer, and the fastest internet available!

Now...it's just this phone....but I've had it a couple of years now...it only cost me a one time payment of $150....I am under NO contract with the ISP I had to use (one time) to get this phone ...and I got unlimited text, browsing, and phone calls for $30 a month....so I've stuck with them!

A wealthy guy like you could get one just for the sheets and gargoyles of it!

 

[Poboy kartman]

This afternoon, we have more severe thunderstorms moving in! Crap! I'm not ready for the high winds, large hail, and possible tornadoes....Heck!!!! I'm not even ready for the heavy rain!

I'm not worried about flooding....(except in my garden! ) And it means it's gonna be too wet to work the soil or plant again....and there's more severe weather forecasted for Saturday and Sunday!

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

Yeah I heard about that. Too bad. Build an ark.

 

[Poboy kartman]

I have an ARK connecting rod....but not sure how many cubits from the front end I should place it.....

(Also....I'm not exactly sure what this means, but here are the orders from above: "This time .....remember that what COMES from California....STAYS in California! !")

?????????? IDK....Maybe Moses made a mistake?

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

I think the more cubits, the longer the black mark it leaves, or something like that. Moses did the best he could, bless his heart.

 

[machinist@large]

I think the more cubits, the longer the black mark it leaves, or something like that. Moses did the best he could, bless his heart.

Black mark or brown and yellow stain????

 

[Poboy kartman]

Black mark or brown and yellow stain????

WAIT A MINUTE! !!! Now I'm confused, are we still talking about cubits?

..or my undies on laundry day?

 

[machinist@large]

.......or my undies on laundry day?

Thats way to much information for a family friendly site......

 

[Poboy kartman]

Thats way to much information for a family friendly site......

Ohhhhh....I take it we were talking about yours then....that's just not TMI....that's too much load for normal gearing!

EDIT: How do you know if we're talking about Pat's underwear? .......Depends.....he he....

 

[machinist@large]

WAIT A MINUTE! !!! Now I'm confused, are we still talking about cubits?

..or my undies on laundry day?

Ohhhhh....I take it we were talking about yours then....that's just not TMI....that's too much load for normal gearing!

Try re-reading your own posts.....

 

[Poboy kartman]

Try re-reading your own posts.....

Not a bad idea.....mine are worth reading twice......yours??????

 

[chancer]

Wait Moses???
I thought Noah built an ARK for the rain?
Moses ARK was for rules, and NO there was nothing about Californians!!!~!

 

[machinist@large]

Wait Moses???
I thought Noah built an ARK for the rain?
Moses ARK was for rules, and NO there was nothing about Californians!!!~!

You keep forgetting how many brain cells he's killed off along the way; it's kinda like in the movie "Animal House" when John Belushi's character was giving the BIG pep talk, talking about how it supposedly was the Germans who bombed Pearl Harbor......

 

[Poboy kartman]

Wait Moses???
I thought Noah built an ARK for the rain?
Moses ARK was for rules, and NO there was nothing about Californians!!!~!

Now you're just trying to confuse people! Moses ARK didn't have a govenor! Noah did back then! So...while Moses led his people from oppression ....Noah body cared!

Really....Noah was all wet! But...back to the ARK of the convicts...(or whatever it was)....it only disappeared from history because Moses failed to use a billet rod and staff!

EDIT: BTW: The thunderstorms are here now! .....more to follow....(if I survive) ....and that's actually not as flippant as you might think....we actually DO face the possibility of death every time one of these severe thunderstorms come through....or I wouldn't even mention it!

 

[chancer]

Now you're just trying to confuse people! Moses ARK didn't have a govenor! Noah did back then! So...while Moses led his people from oppression ....Noah body cared!

Really....Noah was all wet! But...back to the ARK of the convicts...(or whatever it was)....it only disappeared from history because Moses failed to use a billet rod and staff!

Tho I walk through the Valley of the shadow of Poboy.
Thy Carb and thy Jackshaft Comfort me

 

[machinist@large]

Tho I walk through the Valley of the shadow of Poboy.
Thy Carb and thy Jackshaft Comfort me

That is just so wrong on so many levels.........

 

[Poboy kartman]

Well....sitting here smelling crabs as they cool down...my mom loaned me her credit card to get food....and I didn't really pay that much attention when I bought them, but with some other stuff I got....the bill at checkout was pretty high....so...I checked to see what these 6 live crabs actually cost .....ummmmm....ALMOST $16!

Don't get me wrong....these things taste awesome....(and so do the stuffed crabs I make with them) .....and it's cool they're alive and all....and these were good sized crabs....but...I didn't realize they weighed that much. I won't be doing this again any time soon!!!!

But...after I go through all the hard work of getting the meat out....they will be frozen in small packages to be mixed with much cheaper imitation crab meat to make stuffed crabs.

 

[Poboy kartman]

I wish I hadn't bitten off so much last night! I not only thawed out menudo stuff....but about 20 lbs. of pork to grind up! Now I'm pressed to do it. My local Albertsons always has packages of pork in the reduced section for like $2...soooo....I just can't walk past them!

Again, traditionally, I make sausage in the winter, and again.....we didn't have one!

OH well...time to get grinding!

 

[chancer]

My DAY sO FAR HAS BEEN aggrivating!
Really we need Obama to tell our kids which Bathroom/lockerroom shower to use at school.!!! WTF
This is simple:
If you have a ***** use the mens room.
If you have a Vagina use the Ladies room.
I cannot stand to see this sick twisted Perversion Pushed on my Children!

 

[mindymogul]

Well, it's 83*F, 62% humidity, and not a single **** sq. in. is blessed with A/C. Shop, storage, office, apt... Nothing. My bedroom is the only room that has it due to a 20yo Panasonic unit but that's it. Myself, my GF, and 3 guys pulling a 10hr shift in this kinda crap can lead to a spontaneous mass murder or something. Our brains are fried.