The Poboy Way

[Poboy kartman]

10 days in the penalty box for Poboy. Not much has changed since I was here last.

Oh well...10 days in the penalty box for Poboy, is like 5 minutes for fighting in hockey.

( You KNOW it's gonna happen!)

I got NO problems except staying alive.... ( even though some shyster lawers filed a lawsuit to take my house for back taxes.)

---------- Post added at 12:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:18 PM ----------

BTW: I've been back to the hospital lately, they don't seem to be able to pin down my affliction ...much less the cure!!!

IDK...Facing death makes me grumpy...I apologise.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Guys...don't forget about Gokart Chatzy....it's fun sometimes.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Guys... So most of you know Sammy....( my big gray long haired cat.)

I've been sleeping outside lately. It actually started with just a sleeping bag and a pillow. Sammy came around a couple of times, and robbed 1/2 the pillow.

Sammy has a licking fetish.

Anyway...new tent, new air mattress, I give Sammy one of those glancing slaps across the back of the head...." like...to a human...means what the heck were you thinking?

He puts his head down, and ACTS like he's going to sleep! 5 minutes later ....he THINKS I AM.....an goes back to licking! I gave him a gentle tap on the back of the head.... Ummmmm.....HE GOT SLEEPY AGAIN!!!! Sammy is smart, and funny.

 

[Whitetrashrocker]

I have a cat like that. I'll come in from the garage and he'll sit next to me and clean my hands. When I try to remove my hand he will grab on and pull it back to him, and gives me a look like he wasn't done yet.

He also likes to sleep at the foot of the bed and wait till a foot pops out of the covers and goes to town.

Kind of annoying but cute none the less.

 

[Poboy kartman]

I have a cat like that. I'll come in from the garage and he'll sit next to me and clean my hands. When I try to remove my hand he will grab on and pull it back to him, and gives me a look like he wasn't done yet.

He also likes to sleep at the foot of the bed and wait till a foot pops out of the covers and goes to town.

Kind of annoying but cute none the less.

Sammy has " kinda" done that. But Sammy knows I'm a "killer". He has been " bird dog " for me. So....he knows daddy CAN get serious.

 

[Bbqjoe]

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[Poboy kartman]

Sooo.....on another forum... A woman is leaving $30,000 to care for her snake.

I can do it cheaper!

 

[Flyinhillbilly]

Why you sleeping outside? Just digging the spring weather or what?

 

[Bbqjoe]

Why you sleeping outside? Just digging the spring weather or what?

I thought he was practicing for when they take his house?

 

[Whitetrashrocker]

Oooohhhhhh

 

[Poboy kartman]

Well, actually, since my condition is so close to "consumption" , I thought I'd do what old time tuberculosis patients did, and sleep outside.

Plus, I'm an outdoors kinda guy anyway. I got the house problem taken care of.

And yeah Flying..it's pretty nice wheather between thunderstorms, but I sleep through those ,too.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Going out early tonight, yesterday it was 2 am...Sammy was in in under a minute!

( I SWEAR.... HE'S A STALKER...( I don't mind though.)

He pulled some more crap on me this morning!!!! He jumped up the side of the tent...( he knows exactly how to go in and out of that tent )...that crap is just to get me to let him in the house for breakfast!!!!

One thing though, I'm catching up with him! Sammy USED to come in and I would feed him. Then even tho I wanted to snooze, he would wake me up for 3 more feedings...no more...

 

[Poboy kartman]

Ummmm....serious thunderstorms are headed my way.....

I'm still headed for the tent. Sammy can do what he wants...but...I really don't want to leave the flap open!

 

[Kartorbust]

It would be nice to have a thunderstorm up here right now, but instead they are saying a possible rain/snow mix. What kind of tent you using?

 

[Poboy kartman]

You WOULD ask that!!!! IDK...an Academy $25 dome tent....

( I can't imagine Academy would have 2 matching that description.)

IDK....

 

[Poboy kartman]

LOL....Sammy stayed inside while I was in the tent last night.

Then I came in...and he went out. Just had marble sized hail and a torrential downpour.

I guess I really am smarter than that cat!

( Not really...my aging prostrate brought me in...) otherwise, I would have been out in the tent. Not that that would have mattered, but here is how stupid I am....Sammy is locked up inside the house. I KNOW severe thunderstorms are on the way, but....I DON'T ZIP THE FRONT FLY UP COMPLETELY, because ( by force of habit) I always keep the bottom open a bit for Sammy.

The tent has some water in it now! Oh well.....

 

[Kartorbust]

Guess that's why when I'm in a tent, I'm either on a cot or air mattress.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Yeah, I have that $8 twin air mattress from Wal-Mart. I also own a Queen, but there's really no need for it in this tent and just me and a cat.

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

I'm thinking the water has less to do with the rain and more to do with the prostrate.

 

[Poboy kartman]

I'm thinking the water has less to do with the rain and more to do with the prostrate.

You sir...insult me!! I don't even wet myself, much less a tent.

No...it was just a couple of cups or so on the floor ( did have a full sized pillow there that soaked up a lot.)

But....no ...it was rainwater....

BUT!!!!....if you want...I can sleep in your tent and pee in it!

(Do you even have a tent?)