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Dang...Judge Mathis can crack me up.

So he's talking about how people in the upper peninsula haven't even seen black folk before....and it's good when when cultures mix....and here's what happens: "They wind up in court"

Ouch!!! That hurt so bad when I finally quit laughing!
 

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So on the 6th of this month I had a little ouchy on my belly the size of a mosquito bite. By the next day I had a red spot 7"x6" with a swollen area about half the sixe of a golf ball. I make a bee line for the Urgent care, one shot in the a$$ and 2 different perscriptions for antibiotics later it only gets worse, the next day I go to my doctor. He makes me a appointment for a surgeon. The surgeon numbs me up and cuts me open right away I have a massive infection. It turned out to be MRSA. Had I waited any longer it could have killed me. On the 26th I finally get to go back to work. :wai: This is not my year! I have since February survived H1N1 type a that turned into pneumonia and now this. :censored:

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Sooo...the PGA is in town playing the Colonial today. I've never set a foot on the course...guess my millionaire and billionaire buddies were too embarrassed to invite Poboy to play a round with them...and Colonial is VERY restrictive on WHO gets to play there.

However, they DO have certain functions held in the clubhouse...and besides the open to the public wall out front...the clubhouse library is a cornucopia of golf history...(remember...both Ben Hogan and Sam Snead called this place home)...(even though their home course was Glen Gardens)...which I have played many times.)

Just saw Gary McCord in a cowboy hat! LOL...POSER! Of course....Jordan Spieth is in the mix for a run at a Sunday win...and his tee-offs get a proper Texas yell...because he's a local boy...(currently 2nd in world rankings and IIRC...22 Yrs. old.)

What a lot of people may not realize is Nike's R&D is here in Ft. Worth....and they made a special tee off area for Tiger Woods a good 20-30 yards back from the original one because he kept dunking balls in the water...(300+yards away.)

Might as well plug the place...Leonard's. (Used to be a member there....first class all the way...)
 

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Nobody cares!

Speak for yourself. Believe it or not...I thought it was pretty cool. What you may not realize is how charismatic Poboy is in real life. I had some of the best PGA professional instructors coming by and giving me free lessons...that was pretty cool.

I've done a lot of things and been around a lot of powerful, influential and wealthy individuals.....as well as some you would never want to come across in a dark alley. I'm equally comfortable around both. I know you don't like sports...but don't get all FreeRunner up in here and start spouting crap...California is still there...(and take your dog's crap with ya!):lolgoku:
 

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Yeah....I know...those Ca butholes never did pay me for my cameo appearance as the golfer on the left.....

I thought Dennis did a good job...although it took three takes before he figured out which end of the shotgun to point away from himself!:rolleyes:
 

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Soooo...just got back from the grocery store. Found a 1.68 lb chunk of lamb for $8.13 with a 50% off coupon...Are you kidding me? Over a pound and a half of lamb for pennies over $4?

So...it's marinating in some Ponzu (a Chinese lime sauce) and some garlic hosin...(another Chinese sauce)...some garlic powder,paprika,and Lawyrys .

Gonna slow cook it over coals and hardwood....yum!

---------- Post added at 07:59 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:47 PM ----------

I REALLY miss the days of briskets that were like $.079 a pound...and I was GOOD at cooking them....not anymore. First off ,I can't risk a frigging $40 cut of meat ....and they seem to cook too hot on my current smoker and come out dry!

I have another smoker I plan on using...but unless someone DONATES a brisket...just don't see it happening.
 

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The exact quote: " On this Memorial Day, as our Nation honors it's unbroken line of fallen heroes- I see many of them in the audience today- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."

(I wonder if he sees them in all 57 States?)

Google "Barrack Obama sees dead people."

EDIT: "Let us not forget the fallen heroes that made the supreme sacrifice, so that we may excersize our rights to take off work, drink beer, and BBQ on this Memorial Day."~ Poboy Kartman. 2016.
 

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Well...all this rain is depressing....just got through watching Jeopardy....I usually do pretty well knowing the answers...but not so much on the final.

Today...all 3 contestants missed the final....and I NAILED IT! I can almost convince myself I'm smart sometimes.....:lolgoku:

But that makes me feel a little better....and somewhat eases the depression of a string of rainy days....Poboy ain't happy indoors.
 
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