The Poboy Way

[Poboy kartman]

You're making me hungry. On an unrelated note, I am sitting here at my desk and I swear I think I stepped in something this morning, but my boots are clean.

Check your couch....are you sure Chancer didn't sleep on it?

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

What couch? Who owns couches anymore? So 2015.

 

[chancer]

Did you Fart?

 

[Poboy kartman]

Ahhh....Eric just thinks he's being coy....it's the old "hide a turd under the keyboard signature Chancer move!"

Soooo old school....

Seriously....hide your couch!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Well...sad to say....but Sammy tested positive for SIP virus....an incurable affliction...(much like GAB)...

Needless to say...I'm a bit bummed as my worst nightmares have now been transported to reality.

It's out of my hands now...

 

[landuse]

Well...sad to say....but Sammy tested positive for SIP virus....an incurable affliction...(much like GAB)...

Needless to say...I'm a bit bummed as my worst nightmares have now been transported to reality.

It's out of my hands now...

I am sorry about that Doug.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Why o why o why o why!!!! Here JUST the other day...I'm getting mice for Oscar...and there is a baby pot bellied pig at the feed store. Was that the left shoulder or the right at work?

I don't care who you are...this little booger was TWICE as cute as a puppy!!!!

Sammy is far from dead yet....little booger jumped up on the counter and ate some Menudo yesterday....he may be around awhile....

If not..a pot-bellied pig ISN'T out of the equation...Heck..I keep everything that I can catch....and make pets out of them....

Make ya say....HMMMMM?

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Just called...as expected...little booger is about $400.... According to them...150lbs. full grown...(I can handle that)..... hmmmm....we'll see....

 

[chancer]

Sucks to hear about the Cat.
Sometimes I look at the bright side of this eminent situation with pets...
It means you get to have a new one. Unlike people who live for like 70 years and you are kinda stuck with the family type ones. A pet is a great friend and a member of the family.
But you get the opportunity to replace them every 7 to 10 years!
Imagine if it was that easy with people!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Sucks to hear about the Cat.
Sometimes I look at the bright side of this eminent situation with pets...
It means you get to have a new one. Unlike people who live for like 70 years and you are kinda stuck with the family type ones. A pet is a great friend and a member of the family.
But you get the opportunity to replace them every 7 to 10 years!
Imagine if it was that easy with people!

How many years until I can replace you? JK...

There's an over the air channel called Decades....and they're running a Peter Gunn marathon. With my old band...the bass player started playing that one day....

Somehow...I had pretty much dodged that show...so I whipped some improv lead on it. I couldn't believe it when he brought a recording of the lame arse horn accompiant that was the original....NO WAY JOSE!

He also wanted me to do a Hendrix Star Spangled Banner version of the Sesame Street theme song...and he was the only guy in the band that DIDN'T drink!

 

[chancer]

You are stuck with me. I will outlive you!

 

[Poboy kartman]

You are stuck with me. I will outlive you!

Uh. huh....they all say that...until I pee on their graves! If the fruits don't get ya....the nuts will!

 

[chancer]

Brother I just gotta say bro, Whatever Bro!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Knee grow...pulease...Just because we have the same baby daddy....don't make us brothers....

Yo mama had a revolving doe on her betroom crib...

 

[chancer]

Sorry I don't speak "Retardeze"

 

[Poboy kartman]

I'm Catholic...bless me baby daddy...for I have sinned....it's been 300 years of oppression since my last confession!

The sad truth is....however misguided (in my opinion) ...the hundreds of folks making this protest march were...they were within their rights...and orderly and peaceful....not a thing in the world wrong with that....but....it's overreacting...pure and simple....cops pull over. thousands of armed criminals every day...without incident...and the justice system can handle the malfeasance....Just WHAT in the wide world of Sports justifies what happened in Dallas?

 

[chancer]

I'm Catholic... !

Im sorry

 

[Poboy kartman]

Im sorry

Just get a rosary at the gift shop....and they'll let you in....and say five "baby daddy's " for that last transgression!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Speak of the devil....Sammy decided to sleep on my belly last night....What could I do? I don't think he's gonna die any time soon...but he's gonna make the most out of this terminal illness!

I'm screwed....I CAN'T not pamper his butt...but I'd sure like to strangle his neck!

BTW: He's still his ornery old self...bites me when I try to pet him...chased an invading cat down the street yesterday....

I hear thunderboomers....supposed to basically pass north of here....but who knows?

Sooo...that definitely means Sammy will be a cuddle bunny tonight!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Well..looks like I have my work cut out for me....the inner structure is really crumpled on the Escort...(and I'm gonna need more parts! )

 

[Poboy kartman]

Soooo....Here are a couple of pics....

First the drivers side....and then the roughing in of the crumpled passenger side....long way to go still....