You really did stuff it up....didn't you 
Escort hit the back of my van at 40mph...my trailer hitch sheared the head right off the engine!
Well...I honestly hit a coyote at 70 mph...now the ABS light comes on occasionally and the AC quit working...but otherwise...unscathed.
Of course...I was really lucky...he had barely gotten in the road...and he tried to duck under the headlight...so I just basically ran over his head and shoulder...it would have been very nasty with a stand up center hit.
But...If you want bullet proof drive a 3/4 ton truck with a steel bumper....or to save a little gas money....an Escort will do....
Moral of the story: just don't run into things!
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But did it knock your plastic nuts off?

Well....you know I was hospitalized for ten days with extreme lung infection and pneumonia.
Occasionally, someone would start asking me about smoking and how many cigarettes I had a day....I would tell them it varied widely, depending on whether I was working or busy....but just for a base average...about a pack a day.
Then I would say: "But I've cut down a lot in the last week! "![]()
But how about the cucumber slice facials?!?!?!?

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But how about the cucumber slice facials?!?!?!?
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They gave me watermelon slices....they said it looked better that way.