The Poboy Way

[chancer]

Ok here is another!
YOU GUYS MUST FF TO 10:07.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyBlSmamCBI

 

[Poboy kartman]

Just got a text on my phone : "Already saw those videos....why do you think we locked you in a trunk?"

 

[chancer]

Send them FRs video links. maybe a Prisoner swap will be in order.
Sounds like an even trade to me!!!!!sorry

 

[Poboy kartman]

Oh Lord...somebody inject me with methanol quick...I left my suicide pills at home!

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I think I know where I am now....I smell lumberjack underarms!

 

[chancer]

Oh God! They are gonna try to smuggle you all the way to Canada! Eh!
"We are the Mounties! We answer to no one"

 

[chancer]

I will just leave this here:

 

[Poboy kartman]

Poboy's 5 year mission: to boldly go where no man has gone before...to seek out new life and civilization...exploring every women's restrooms in Targets across America.

So...you know there's two restrooms, right? Guess who Obama is gonna make use the other one? And why is he looking into the backs of buses now?

I'll quit now...before I get banned....

Anyway ....everybody knows the song...but not everyone has heard it in it's entirety...or seen it performed by the master himself...Google up: Linus and Lucy theme song; Vince Guaraldi....enjoy!

 

[chancer]

The final state of every pagan civilization is Homosexuality.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Hey. Eric...maybe post a link to Vince? You know how lazy people are these days...God forbid they should have to type a few words...

 

[Poboy kartman]

Another video I just got through watching was ZZ Tops 'Give me all your lovin' Maybe in another 20 years people will figure these guys out and finally get it.

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Oh...another thing...I ran into the butthole that got me fired from General Dynamics and probably ruined my life yesterday. I've ran into him a few times over the years.

Now....I could just beat him to a pulp. But I shake his hand and act like I'm so glad to see him...it's like he's the prodigal son. Why? Because that's the best way to get him back. I also always tell him how bad my life sucks (and lie a little to make it even worse) ....I don't ever mention the old job...

Sooo..I know..there are nights he can't sleep...and he thinks about it...and wishes he hadn't screwed me over...but see...nothing he can do about that now...and nothing I can either. But...I'm turning what little conscience this guy has against him.

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. I woke up thinking about that yesterday for some reason. You need to find out who else this guy might have screwed. A colorful life is peppered with people who do you wrong, intentional or not, that's a fact.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Went to the store this morning and decided to take Oscar with me..she doesn't get out much these days and so enjoys people's company.

When I got back home...Sammy was in the street and I wanted to let Oscar "take a walk"...

So...on YouTube...search for 'Sammy....meet Oscar.' Notice how I tell him to get out of the road and how well he listens. Then take note of probably the only thing that DOES scare him....(at least a little! )

And as usual...if someone can post a link...I appreciate it...(I might even vote for you in the build-off!)

 

[Poboy kartman]

Actually took Oscar up to the local liquor store to meet the "locals".

Had a woman tell me the donated their boa to the Ft. Worth zoo...and it now takes four full grown men to handle.

 

[chancer]

Not because I need your Vote. Funny the next video that comes up is "Sammy" Davis Jr on "All in the Family" I love Archie Bunker!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKeVzfukCgA

 

[Poboy kartman]

Eric...we need to talk...I'm finding dog poop in my yard.

 

[chancer]

No "CHANCE" its mine. Sammy would be missing.

 

[bob58o]

A Gift for you and yours...
Save it, use it.
LOL
No Help for you!!! Bless your heart.

 

[Poboy kartman]

No "CHANCE" its mine. Sammy would be missing.

I don't believe you...found fruits and nuts in the poop.

 

[chancer]

My Dogs poo has Cat hair in it! Tastes like Chicken.

BTW I did not want to further Destroy Timmys thread with FR15 Garbage!
but you cannot have "GAPB" Too similar to GAB.
We were thinking (actually Bob) DAP.
"He must have been "Drunk As Poboy" when he typed that!

 

[Poboy kartman]

I'll take that! DAP...MAP..SAP...They all work. Drunk as Poboy...Mad as Poboy..Stupid as Poboy....BAP! Banned as Poboy.... OOPS! (Obnoxious Old Poboy Sheet!)

That dog poop DOES taste like chicken! Just hope Sammy doesn't catch him...he'll be coming home limping!