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The Poboy Store
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Zombient
Junkyard Derelict
darn.. must be a redneck, the horse.. was just once.
•Redneck: Having any of the following on your truck: a lift kit, a Confederate flag, or any sticker that talks about guns, has the word “*****”, or actually labels you as a “redneck”.
THIS so much. tho. or those generic stripclub girl stickers redneck truckers commonly use
To be fair, I'll take the redneck trash trucks riding around my neighborhood than the ghetto trash cars.
At least I know there's less of a chance of me having to check the pawn shop for my stolen car stereo.
(I live in Waco, Texas. Huge problem here.)
P.S. Can we add "Plastic bull testicles hanging from the bottom of the truck" to that list?
chancer
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Funny you mentioned the Bull balls. The original "inventor" and manufacturer is the guy right next to my work. Nice guy too just a little Mom and Pop injection plastic mold co.
So go figure "Redneck" from So Cal!
Bless his heart!
So go figure "Redneck" from So Cal!
Bless his heart!
Poboy kartman
Senior Moments Member
I remember when women used to bronze theirs babies shoes....not plastic coat their husbands testicles and hang 'em on the back of the truck!
Zombient
Junkyard Derelict
Dude must have made a killing! I see them everywhere here.
Poboy kartman
Senior Moments Member
I know.....I spend my spare time castrating those trucks!
I have a new idea for a product for "The Poboy Store": the California version ; an plastic empty scrotum sack!
Good news! R&D and marketing has told me that we can do skateboard models and possibly put them in California "Happy" meals!
Extra Good news! They tell me we will also only have to set up tool and die once....as these will be "lifesize"!!!!....and also fit California trucks!
chancer
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Darnit! I am gonnna have to start a thread. This is getting rediculous! Every other post Ca is Gay, Ca is Dumb, Ca is Stoners. I am not Sore, and I can take a joke, We love busting each others balls, but it gets boring. Its not like we don't know how to spell or something.
Poboy kartman
Senior Moments Member
Darnit! ??Its not like we know how to spell or something.
But you fellas sure know how to dress!
Zombient
Junkyard Derelict
Darnit! I am gonnna have to start a thread. This is getting rediculous! Every other post Ca is Gay, Ca is Dumb, Ca is Stoners. I am not Sore, and I can take a joke, We love busting each others balls, but it gets boring. Its not like we don't know how to spell or something.
To be fair, people hate on Texas, but it's not as bad as some other states, like Mississippi or Canada.
chancer
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I was kidding, Half the time I pick on Ca. and I always Pick on Tx. Its all in fun.
For the Record "Canadians Don't Matter"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CYW9mmgAsI
For the Record "Canadians Don't Matter"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CYW9mmgAsI
Lefturns75
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Poboy, I have a really hot item here that is made by my neighbor and local businessman. He does this on the side, his everyday work is the cream separator and wax candle business. Dillwell, thats his name, Dillwell Sloat, has this really neat part for us Kart-Types and is looking for someone to promote them. With your marketing genius, I just knew you would be the one. The part is the Type 3 Hybird 38 Max Interval Eludium K-72 High Volume Bakewell Fuel unit with Hollingsworth up-grade adapter and adjustable Blivit Tube. They do fit the Predator. Be sure to get the up-grade adapter or it won't fit anything but a Nash or Filter Queen. Look it over, it might be the ticket you are looking for.
Poboy kartman
Senior Moments Member
Poboy, I have a really hot item here that is made by my neighbor and local businessman. He does this on the side, his everyday work is the cream separator and wax candle business. Dillwell, thats his name, Dillwell Sloat, has this really neat part for us Kart-Types and is looking for someone to promote them. With your marketing genius, I just knew you would be the one. The part is the Type 3 Hybird 38 Max Interval Eludium K-72 High Volume Bakewell Fuel unit with Hollingsworth up-grade adapter and adjustable Blivit Tube. They do fit the Predator. Be sure to get the up-grade adapter or it won't fit anything but a Nash or Filter Queen. Look it over, it might be the ticket you are looking for.
I had to turn this one over to marketing ; here is their reply:
"Thank you for your interest and recent submission to the 'Poboy Store' for consideration. However, it is with deep regret that we are unable to accommodate your request at this time....
Demographics indicated this particular product required a level of understanding and intelligence outside of the "Poboy" market....
So...we appreciate the input, please feel free to submit in the future..."
Sincerely,
The Poboy Team.
chancer
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The Poboy Demographic prefers "Dilithium Crystal" Carb conversion kits. It is a southern thing!
Poboy kartman
Senior Moments Member
BTW: Now I wish I'd kept my $1500 Filter Queen...."lifetime warranty my azz!"...
But I think it's all it really needed...?
But I think it's all it really needed...?
Zombient
Junkyard Derelict
I see those Filter Queens at my local Goodwill a lot.
MOPARVICK
New member
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Poboy kartman
Senior Moments Member
Marketing has asked me to get responses on whether we should begin rebottling and distributing. "Poboy Hose Water".
Only sold in recycled...(hey....we rinse 'em!)...1 liter water bottles with various labels: Poboy Hose Water " is produced in small batches under strict quality control.
No batch is cycled through less than a 15 year old hose, is produced outside of June, July, or August, or passed through the hose when the internal temperature falls below 80°f.
This assures that consistent transfer of trace chemicals that give "Poboy Hose Water " it's distictive taste and aroma.
So....shall we put this back in production? "Sample a taste of yesteryear!"
EDIT : BTW: We also need imput on the "Poboy Gift Water": This product comes from a local polututed pond...chock full of heavy metals and nasty ameoba, with baking soda added, it's only sold in carefully resealed "imported sparkling spring water" bottles....You can be the guy in the back at the graveside funeral trying hard not to snicker!
Reserve your bottle of "Poboy Derriah " water today!
Only sold in recycled...(hey....we rinse 'em!)...1 liter water bottles with various labels: Poboy Hose Water " is produced in small batches under strict quality control.
No batch is cycled through less than a 15 year old hose, is produced outside of June, July, or August, or passed through the hose when the internal temperature falls below 80°f.
This assures that consistent transfer of trace chemicals that give "Poboy Hose Water " it's distictive taste and aroma.
So....shall we put this back in production? "Sample a taste of yesteryear!"
EDIT : BTW: We also need imput on the "Poboy Gift Water": This product comes from a local polututed pond...chock full of heavy metals and nasty ameoba, with baking soda added, it's only sold in carefully resealed "imported sparkling spring water" bottles....You can be the guy in the back at the graveside funeral trying hard not to snicker!
Reserve your bottle of "Poboy Derriah " water today!
Why do you guys have litre bottles when you refuse to go metric
Oh, and I will have 10 bottles of the Poboy House Water and 3 of the Gift Water please
Cheque is in the mail
Oh, and I will have 10 bottles of the Poboy House Water and 3 of the Gift Water please
Cheque is in the mail
chancer
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Why do you guys have litre bottles when you refuse to go metric
Those are not liter bottles they are 16.9 ounces! Duh.
crazykart
Crazy member
Hey now, we loke being bass ackwards!
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