The Poboy Store

[Poboy kartman]

Well....some of y'all have been buying Poboy products for years. Now with the opening of the Poboy Store, you have the opportunity to post your purchases and give a review, be it good, bad, or indifferent....

We're also pleased to announce that one of the first items , formerly only available to celebrities for years for review, is going to available through the Poboy Store for the general public very soon:.....

Ron Popiell....move over there's a new sheriff in town....Introducing...(for the first time to the general public)...The Poboy Pocket Fisherman' !

Some Celebrity endorsements:

Jimmy Walker: "Dyno-Mite!!"
Sweet Brown: "Sit on a bank wid a rod n reel.....ain't noboy got time for that!"
Rick Harrison: "You never know what's gonna walk through the door!"
Ozzie Osborne: "Yeah I uummma mo mee mee fo faddle faddle!"
The Robertsons: "This looks a whole lot like the "Pocket Fish Commander" we're about to launch.
Phil Swifty: "We're here with this johnboat and a Poyboy Pocket Fisherman to show the amazing stealing power of 'Flex Seal' marketing!
Donald Trump: "You're fired!" ummm??? (how'd that get in?)
Anthony Sullivan: "Talk to my agent....I have enough useless crap to push right now!"

As you can see, it's an overwhelming fave with the in crowd....so order yours as soon as we get the site up and running.

We will accept ViserCard and Masta, PlayPay, and International Monkey Orders.

Note: International orders....allow 4-6 years for delivery.....(what are they gonna do....come after me?)

EDIT: In the spirit of fairness, we have decided to ship through both FedEx and UPS simultaneously....it's called FedUp!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Oh.....also available in a California Emissions Compliant model: just type in SKU: 4 FRUITYPEBBLES.

 

[chancer]

So Poboy.... How does it work?

 

[Poboy kartman]

Depends on who you talk to ....most people say very well....our one armed customers seem a bit disgruntled, tho.....

 

[Poboy kartman]

BTW: Y'all keep your eyes open in your local bookstore for my soon to be released....(and undoubtedly soon to be best seller) ...paperback:

1001 Uses for Harbor Freight wheels, buy Poboy Kartman....

 

[machinist@large]

BTW: Y'all keep your eyes open in your local bookstore for my soon to be released....(and undoubtedly soon to be best seller) ...paperback:

1001 Uses for Harbor Freight wheels, buy Poboy Kartman....

That might be one of the few good uses for them!!!!!!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Another product that's been formerly available mainly to celebrities, but a few of you may have gotten one and can post your reviews here.

The 'DR Poboy Power Spreader': A few reviews:

Larry the Cable Guy: "Poboy is the expert at spreading "ferterlizer" around."
Al Gore: "Since using the Poboy Spreader to recycle Poboy products, Global warming has decreased 2%! BTW: Thanks to Poboy, I now wish I'd never invented the internet! "
Madonna: "I just like the way it vibrates."
Jed Clampett: "Weeeeee doggies!"

 

[Poboy kartman]

BTW: Y'all keep your eyes open in your local bookstore for my soon to be released....(and undoubtedly soon to be best seller) ...paperback:

1001 Uses for Harbor Freight wheels, buy Poboy Kartman....

I sent a few copies out to this forum for reviews:

Landuse: "I couldn't find a single flaw in spelling or punctuation! "
Fabroman: "I just looked at the pictures."
Robert: "I used it for toilet paper."
Chancer: "Aw..man I thought you sent me a calendar! "
KartFab: "How the #**Г did you get my address, you pervert! "

 

[Zombient]

I ordered the 'DR Poboy Power Spreader' to spread out grass seeds. Now I have a nice knee high line along the fence where grass seeds were embedded into the fence. Took out a few small trees in the process. It's like unloading a 12 gauge 360 degrees.

I did enjoy the complimentary shin guards that came with the unit.

 

[KartFab]

KartFab: "How the #**Г did you get my address, you pervert! "

Aw crap, I knew I should have blurred out the street address numbers on my YouTube videos.

 

[Poboy kartman]

I ordered the 'DR Poboy Power Spreader' to spread out grass seeds. Now I have a nice knee high line along the fence where grass seeds were embedded into the fence. Took out a few small trees in the process. It's like unloading a 12 gauge 360 degrees.

I did enjoy the complimentary shin guards that came with the unit.

Ahhhh.....you should have ordered the Colorado converter....specifically designed for grass seed dispersal....The Texas models only come with a larger "fertilizer" hopper.

 

[Zombient]

Ahhhh.....you should have ordered the Colorado converter....specifically designed for grass seed dispersal....The Texas models only come with a larger "fertilizer" hopper.

I had to return the first one I got. The California model was just a spoon with a bag of trail mix: Extra fruits and nuts. Cost me $120.

 

[Poboy kartman]

I had to return the first one I got. The California model was just a spoon with a bag of trail mix: Extra fruits and nuts. Cost me $120.

Another satisfied customer!

 

[chancer]

I sent a few copies out to this forum for reviews:

Landuse: "I couldn't find a single flaw in spelling or punctuation! "
Fabroman: "I just looked at the pictures."
Robert: "I used it for toilet paper."
Chancer: "Aw..man I thought you sent me a calendar! "
KartFab: "How the #**Г did you get my address, you pervert! "

First off. Landuse and Fabro can't even Spell T-I-R-E
Robert... well yeah I guess that is believable.
I AM STILL WAITING ON MY CALENDAR!!!! Customer service said "there was more demand than originally thought"

Oh and EVERYBODY has Kartfab's address.

 

[OzFab]

First off. Landuse and Fabro can't even Spell T-I-R-E

Yes we can; used in a sentence: "sometimes, I tire of your sarcasm"

...Oh, you mean the black, rubber part of a wheel? No, that's a TYRE; look it up in an ENGLISH dictionary...

 

[Poboy kartman]

Another fine product: The Poboy Texas Candle-raba. As home on a piano top or the toilet seat the ol' lady keeps squakin about you leaving up...(or down) ...(they're never satisfied....so you got a little wet....how bout getting burned and skewered at the same time?)

So...you can get double-ended candles....(just add extra P&H)... so you can use "the Poboy way"....(and burn the candle at both ends).....

Soooo.....the celebs:

Liberace: "That's just revolting! "
George W: "Hail yeah!"
George Herbert Walker Bush: "Shut the H**L up junior!"
Phil Swifty: "I'm gonna sit on this thing to demonstrate the AMAZING sealing power of "FlexSmeal"....
Madonna: "Does it vibrate? "


And the forum feedback: Landuse: "Looks like the ticks I pick off stray lions!"
Fabroman: "Oh....no..no...no...not horny...not me....it's this^ guy!"
Robert: "Got anymore paperbacks, that was downright uncomfortable! "
Chancer: "......give me a minute.......give me a minute......".....ummmmm.....YOU SUCK POBOY! Ha ha....I told him!"
KartFab: "Hey wait!!!! Those are MINE!....." (Check YouTube video #34....2:06min....)...YOU CAN SEE THEM ON MY GOKART!

 

[Poboy kartman]

That might be one of the few good uses for them!!!!!!

Oh no! Just one of 1001!

Before I get into a small sampling, I'm pleased to announce the finalization of negotiations for distribution with the Texas based bookseller' Barns and No-bull!

So...Page 46: Compact convenience store restroom keychain.
Page 95: Official Super redneck league frisbee golf driver.
Page 103: Smartcar spare tire.
Page 65: Official Fosters Lager coaster..
Page 43: Direct replacement part for 'Poboy Bumber Pool " table bumper.
Page 38: 'Jaws' fishing float.
Ect...ect..

 

[chancer]

Are you still gonna market the SprocketCalc????

Sooooo....what might be really helpful is something like KartCalc....but SprocketCalc: a template where you just punch in the numbers: (x=chain pitch, y= sprocket dia. ) and it pulls up tooth count.

Mismeasuremts would be a little easier to spot than miscounts as the margin for error in measuring diameter would be small... You suck Poboy while even 1/16" error in pitch would become obvious as the results would be way off mathematically.

I know we could do this manually as a backup..(and probably should) ....but I prefer my pi..... pumkin w/ whipped cream!

"Just a thought "....

 

[landuse]

I sent a few copies out to this forum for reviews:

Landuse: "I couldn't find a single flaw in spelling or punctuation! "
Fabroman: "I just looked at the pictures."
Robert: "I used it for toilet paper."
Chancer: "Aw..man I thought you sent me a calendar! "
KartFab: "How the #**Г did you get my address, you pervert! "

No, you misheard me. I said I couldn't find a single sentence which wasn't flawed

 

[Poboy kartman]

JUST IN TIME!!!! HURRY!!!. Get yours before the swimsuit calendar arrives!

Introducing: "The Poboy Swimsuit Calendar Viewing Glasses!"

(Everything looks better through beer goggles! )

Get yours TODAY!