For my non redneck friends, "kent cipher" mean Can't Decipher.
if you are referring to me as a non fellow redneck, you are correct sir. I AM NOT.
rednecks are somewhat the stupidest people in the world. thay are stubborn minded inconsiderate that rant and rave about how proud to be a redneck. i myself AM NOT!!!! I AM Southern !!!! Below is a list of distinctions to aid you in figuring out whether you’re dealing with a Southerner or a redneck, •Southern: Eating honeysuckle
•Redneck: Chewing tobacco
•Southern: Playing barefoot outside with your friends as a kid
•Redneck: Going to the grocery store barefoot
•Southern: Liking food Paula Deen would cook
•Redneck: Liking Paula Deen
•Southern: Having a truck
•Redneck: Having any of the following on your truck: a lift kit, a Confederate flag, or any sticker that talks about guns, has the word “*****”, or actually labels you as a “redneck”.
•Southern: Food with a lot of butter
•Redneck: Food with a lot of mayonnaise
•Southern: Common family nicknames include “Junior” and “Sissy”
•Redneck: Common family nicknames include “Bubba” and “Buzz”
•Southern: Cracker Barrel
•Redneck: Golden Corral
•Southern: Elvis, Johnny Cash, The Allman Brothers, Lynard Skynard
•Redneck: David Allan Coe, Toby Keith, Trace Adkins
•Southern: Having pecan pie crumbs on your mouth
•Redneck: Missing teeth from your mouth
•Southern: Having at least one relative (even if distant and you’ve met them once) who owns horses
•Redneck: Having at least one relative who’s had sex with a horse
•Southern: Having an innocent crush on one of your cousins as a kid
•Redneck: Doing literally anything about that crush
•Southern: Having known a kid exactly like “Honey Boo Boo” in school
•Redneck: Being that kid
•Southern: Tailgating before a game
•Redneck: Tailgating without having tickets to the game and watching it on a TV in the parking lot
•Southern: Sweet tea
•Redneck: Mountain Dew
•Southern: Drinking moonshine borderline ironically on special occasions like weddings or weekend trips to the mountains
•Redneck: Consuming moonshine regularly like it’s not even a thing
•Southern: Calling your grandmother’s purse a “pocketbook”
•Redneck: Calling designer handbags “pocketbooks”
•Southern: Loving the South without ignoring or apologizing for the ****** parts of our past. Like, slavery happened, racism is still a big problem, but the South is still amazing, so let’s be honest about our past so we can move towards something better.
•Redneck: Being overly defensive about Southern history, sweeping slavery under the rug, and boasting about you “proud heritage” which might as well be code for “I hate black people and I miss the days when it was acceptable to say that out loud.”
•Southern: Wearing cutoff jeans and tank tops during the summer because it’s too unbearably hot to wear real clothes
•Redneck: Considering cutoff jeans and tank tops to be “real clothes” and wearing them places that are decidedly not casual like church or court.
•Southern: Wearing camo when you’re actually hunting
•Redneck: Wearing camo any other time so that people know you’re a person who goes hunting. Double redneck points if you wear camo all the time and don’t hunt ever.
•Southern: Wedding attire for men is linen or seersucker. That’s it.
•Redneck: Wedding attire varies, but might include camo, denim, and probably more than a handful of people walking around the whole time with beer koozies.
•Southern: Acting classy because you have pride.
•Redneck: Talking a lot about “pride” to compensate for having no class.
•Southern: Preferred method of telling you what a horrible, disastrous, piece of trash human you are: “Bless your heart” and nothing more. (And trust – once you understand what those three words truly imply, that’s enough to properly shame you.)
•Redneck: Preferred method of telling you off: Lots of profanity, yelling, maybe fighting, and actually saying “I’m gonna tell you off.”
