Naughtagator V 2.0

[Master Hack]

20 gauge varmit gun. We actually get wild critters here on the Mt.Top. Coyotes like to feed on the cats in the village below. We get an occasional wild dog, but mostly moles and gophers. I like to be prepared, never knowwhen bigfoot might show up.
This ugly POS has proven to be most handy. I use it daily, l can perform most any yard/house maintnance task without multiple trips back for tools and things.
The peasants in the village below always stop me to ask about it, when they see it out working. Most don't know which end of a screwdriver to hold, so they think l'm some kinda wizard.
This thing has proven to be more usefull than l ever imagined. I have trouble walking, so without transportation l would not be able to maintain the vast Mt. Top campus.
My inner cheapskate cannot justify $20k for a gator or similar vehicle.
Next up: engine upgrade to electric start.

Thanks K

 

[Denny]

Still say it needs a toilet. At our advanced age one of those can never be close enough. People give you the strangest looks when your standing there with your Whizzer hanging out peeing on the side of the road.

 

[Whitetrashrocker]

Still say it needs a toilet. At our advanced age one of those can never be close enough. People give you the strangest looks when your standing there with your Whizzer hanging out peeing on the side of the road.

Your supposed to hide behind the open door, not out in front waving at traffic.

 

[Master Hack]

Really? The vast Mt. Top compound has unlimited places that are appropriate for such activities, and "facilities" are unnecessary. There is no traffic to speak of. Anyone that gets past the security fence is shot on sight.

 

[Master Hack]

At our advanced age

At our advanced age, i'm thinkin this:

 

[Whitetrashrocker]

I was thinking more like this.

 

[Master Hack]

Go for it!
l'm gonna start acting my age. Hurtin really sucks!

 

[Master Hack]

Today Scrapyard engineers added another vehicle to the fleet.
Sure its used, but it should clean up nicely.

 

[panchothedog]

Probably going to have to quit driving once the sun goes down. Headlights look like they need a little work.

 

[Denny]

Cool truck! And a Chevy at that! Will make a great kart hauler! You have my approval.

 

[Master Hack]

On those rare occasions when I leave the sanctuary of the Mt. top to run errands in the village below, I encounter all sorts of old vehicles.
The peasants of the village apparently cannot afford to replace them.