Naughtagator V 2.0

[Master Hack]

Maybe you need to send Egor to see old Elliot Dusk to show him how to build a self driving vehicle that doesn’t kill its passengers.

Maybe some day he'll cough up the $400M to buy the rights to the system.
Still waiting.

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

Frankly, you're barking up the wrong tree. Flying cars, Son. That's the future.

 

[Functional Artist]

Frankly, you're barking up the wrong tree. Flying cars, Son. That's the future.

Last year I was kinda workin' on the design, for an electric ultralight (flyin' vehicle)

One morning, my oldest daughter looked over my shoulder
...& said "what you doin'?"

I said "workin' on a flyin' car/kart"

She took a step back
...got all serious with me
...& said "please don't"

So, my flyin' car/kart days ended abruptly

 

[Master Hack]

Frankly, you're barking up the wrong tree. Flying cars, Son. That's the future.

You mean flyin Karts?
I'll put Egor to work on it!

 

[Denny]

Last year I was kinda workin' on the design, for an electric ultralight (flyin' vehicle)

One morning, my oldest daughter looked over my shoulder
...& said "what you doin'?"

I said "workin' on a flyin' car/kart"

She took a step back
...got all serious with me
...& said "please don't"

So, my flyin' car/kart days ended abruptly

She knows how some of your test drives go!

 

[Master Hack]

Egor and l took a drive, down from the mountain top to look for parts at our favorite salvage yard. The peasants in the village below run a first class operation. The have only the latest, modern vehicles, appliances, and even submarines. There a few submarine parts on Naughtagator, as seen in some other posts.
Been going there for years and never taken a pic. So l did.

 

[Denny]

At first that picture looked like heaven to me. Then I took a good look at the cars. That’s one of them fake intelligence pictures.

 

[Master Hack]

I beg yer pardon!
What makes you think there is ANY intelligence here?

 

[Denny]

My mistake, I’m sorry.

 

[Master Hack]

My mistake, I’m sorry.

You should be! I find it quite offensive that anyone would confuse intelligence with anything that goes on here!

 

[Denny]

May I have my 30 lashes with a wet lasagna noodle now please?

 

[Master Hack]

Just go take a "time out" and sit in the corner!

 

[Denny]

I promise I’ll never again confuse anything you ever say with being intelligent again.

 

[Master Hack]

I promise I’ll never again confuse anything you ever say with being intelligent again.

Thank you! Please don't let it happen again.

 

[panchothedog]

Just how far down the mountain did you and Egor go? Aside from the obvious
area 51 survivor, many of those vehicles don't look like Merican cars. Close, but something is off on many of them.

 

[Master Hack]

Just how far down the mountain did you and Egor go?

Well, it was a long way. We went to Alaska and took the bridge to "knowhere" and hung a left. The purveyors of the salvage yard ( the peasants)
take pride in being an international as well as an intergalactic salvage yard. The certainly have some weird shyt in there.
The most interesting one is this.

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

Exactly what I was thinking. What is that?

 

[Master Hack]

Time for a 30 day test drive report.
this thing gets used daily here at the Mt. Top labaratory and skunkworks.
The maintanace department has continued outfitting it with all tools and equipment required.


The parts department (AKA the scrap pile) typically supplies parts of unknown specifications and history. The motor below is no exception.
Egor has been in communication with the Tech service department @ Functional Artist propulsion design team for possible identification.
Details of this project are being witheld pending completion.

 

[panchothedog]

Is the rifle there for when you go hunting for parts? If you put many more tools on that thing, you're going to have to run dual tires on the back to handle the weight. Actually looks like you make pretty good use of it.

 

[Functional Artist]

Um...ya got enough ...stuff on there?
...but, didn't see a kitchen sink
...prally gonna need one of them on there too

Yup, looks like you gots ya a simple brushed motor there