I went to look at the debt and my phone pooped the bed and the browser crashed. Anybody have any good one liners? Maybe not even jokes but just funny remarks? I was reading an earbud review and the one guy rated them as "having bass that's hits harder than Chris Brown", I almost lost it laughing.
I also think feminists are jokes. They're causing more disturbance and reverse discrimination than befoe they butted into everything. We need anti-reverse discrimination groups to lobby on behalf of the now avoided white male, because we are now shyed away from for the sole purpose of avoiding criticism.
One of the best activist stories I've heard was from my friend's, whose great uncle runs the Pittsburgh Zoo and Aquarium. So he was on office desk duty because an elephant stepped on his foot and broke it. It just happened that a few days prior, they had fired a black female employee. She rose a big stink about it and actually contacted the NAACP (the most politically incorrect activist group ever, irony huh?) and they called the zoo on her behalf. Well, as the NAACP guy was reaming my friend's great uncle a new one, he just listened patiently. When the man finished, he goes " I fired her a** cause she wasn't doing her F***ING job! How's that for a legitimate reason!?" And hung up. It makes me smile everytime I hear it.
