Jokes :D

[devino246]

Making fun of womens rights is a tad different than making a joke about a womans "household duties", IMO.

 

[tblack2458]

you all stupid.

making fun of womenz when they arn't around is hillarious.

You will understand one day.

Thank you sexyvicta all of these younger people don't understand

 

[redsox985]

Confucius also say "Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger"

My dad's favorite line when open a fortune cookie.

Making fun of womens rights is a tad different than making a joke about a womans "household duties", IMO.

Thank you. I was in no way denying their rights as human beings, just making a joke about an old, antiquated stereotype.

 

[dave1701]

Women, we give them the right thing to vote and the next thing you know they're indoctrinating people to their views.

 

[Enduro Karter]

Confucius say: "Man with hole in pocket often feel cocky..."

 

[Rustydog2010]

Where are you getting racist jokes ?

I never said there was racist jokes. I meant if someone was to post one up, I doubt anyone would have any obligation towards it.

That woman's rights joke is like a fresh breathe of air to me, in this PC world. Not because of what it means but rather as it goes against convention, womans rights are almost taboo in society.

 

[dave1701]

What an @$$

not funny at alll

Tblack were here for building and help that comment wasn't cool nor was it on anyway funny, learn to grow up, and treat women with respect would you say that to your grandma? Or your mom? I don't think so, don't let your keyboard right checks your *** can't cash, because if you do your going to be in a world of trouble .

your an idiot

back on topic

You know the world is messed up when the worlds best rapper is white, the best golfer is black, the tallest man in the NBA is asian and the girl with the highest voice is Justin Bieber.

But then racist jokes are alright? Right.

Where are you getting racist jokes ?

WTF he says this which is incredibly demeaning to woman but when I make a joke about them everyone acts as if they are a woman now if I offended anyone I am terribly sorry I do not like offending people but was simply trying to post a joke I have heard said countless times with no one ever taking offense from it before
And from the looks of all of your profiles most of you are young and dont know how frustrating woman are.

Au contraire, most of my cousins are girls and I spend LOTS of time around them. Tell them your leaving the house at 1, you'll be leaving around 1:15, only after a little arguing over the makeup and hairdryer.

you all stupid.

making fun of womenz when they arn't around is hillarious.

You will understand one day.

Making fun of womens rights is a tad different than making a joke about a womans "household duties", IMO.

Thank you sexyvicta all of these younger people don't understand

My dad's favorite line when open a fortune cookie.



Thank you. I was in no way denying their rights as human beings, just making a joke about an old, antiquated stereotype.

Women, we give them the right thing to vote and the next thing you know they're indoctrinating people to their views.

I never said there was racist jokes. I meant if someone was to post one up, I doubt anyone would have any obligation towards it.

That woman's rights joke is like a fresh breathe of air to me, in this PC world. Not because of what it means but rather as it goes against convention, womans rights are almost taboo in society.

All of this made me laugh out loud. A forum of all men arguing over women's rights. I'm still laughing.

 

[sexyvicta]

I never said there was racist jokes. I meant if someone was to post one up, I doubt anyone would have any obligation towards it.

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did some google:

A Maori goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute.
He asks her, "How much do you charge for the hour?"
$100," she replies.
So he asks, "Okay do you do Maori style?"
She says "No!"

He then asks her, "I'll pay you $200 to do Maori style?"
She again says no, not knowing what Maori style is!
So he then offers her $300.
Again she declines his offer.

So finally he says, "I'll give you $500 to go Maori style with me"

Finally she agrees thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad could Maori style be?"

So she goes ahead and has sex with the bro, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position.

Finally, after 8 intense hours of the best nookie she'd ever experienced, the Maori finishes.

Exhausted, the hooker says, "That was wonderful. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and crass. Where does the 'Maori style' come in?"

The Bro replies..............."I'll pay you tomorrow!"

its funny cos this happens to me all the time(if you replace the prostitution with lawnmowing)

 

[dave1701]

did some google:



its funny cos this happens to me all the time(if you replace the prostitution with lawnmowing)

That's funnier than the joke.

 

[kendelrk]

even serious agrees, Rebecca is a disgrace to the black family

 

[B man]

dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son. Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" Robot then slaps the dad! Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly YOUR son." Robot then slaps the mom