Usless Facts

[Russ2251]

On average, 2 people per year are killed by vending machines.

 

[Russ2251]

To date, everyone tested (planet wide), has PTFE in their blood stream.

 

[Doc Sprocket]

Teflon? Reduced the friction of the arterial/venal systems so the blood flows easier, right?

 

[B.M.800]

On average, 2 people per year are killed by vending machines.

Interesting... how...

 

[devino246]

Interesting... how...

Probably from the machine tipping over on them. They're top heavy

 

[Bluethunder3320]

but that snicker bar was hanging off the side!!!!

 

[devino246]

but that snicker bar was hanging off the side!!!!

Heres some more:

-Most of the dust in a household is comprised of dead skin cells

-On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

-If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee

 

[Doc Sprocket]

-If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee

Are you kidding? I accomplished that in 1.5 hours of sitting in traffic today!

 

[devino246]

Are you kidding? I accomplished that in 1.5 hours of sitting in traffic today!

"HEEEYY, HEEEYY. Whats this all aboot, eh??"

 

[Doc Sprocket]

Aboot? Jeezus, here we go. Rep ruined by South Park. We don't pronounce it like that- trust me. About rhymes with stout, clout, trout, doubt, bout, shout, gout, lout, pout, tout, ... You get it, eh? Yeah- we do say "Eh" a helluva lot! LOL

 

[devino246]

Aboot? Jezzus, here we go. Rep ruined by South Park. We don't pronounce it like that- trust me. About rhymes with stout, clout, trout, doubt, bout, shout, gout, lout, pout, tout, gout... You get it, eh? Yeah- we do say "Eh" a helluva lot! LOL

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[Doc Sprocket]

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[devino246]

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"HEEEYY, HEEEYY. Whats this all aboot, eh??"

 

[Bluethunder3320]

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eh? lol. im actually half canadian eh.

 

[devino246]

eh? lol. im actually half canadian eh.

Course you are, eh.

TS, y'all may not actually say aboot, but down home in Virginia the some of the people actually say it similar to that. Never quite figured that out.

 

[Doc Sprocket]

In truth, I think out in the Maritimes, (our four eastern seaboard provinces) it kinda sounds like that. They have some pretty interesting accents out there.

 

[Bluethunder3320]

i dont have a canadian accent though eh.

isnt that a bummer.

 

[devino246]

i dont have a canadian accent though eh.

isnt that a bummer.

Get one, eh. You could be the Canadian Larry the Cable Guy.

"Hey mom, its aboot time for dinner, eh?"
"What the hells wrong with you?"

 

[Doc Sprocket]

Hey don't make me lock this, eh!!!!!!!!!

LOL

 

[Bluethunder3320]

haha yeah well best experiences in canada. field trip, 8th grade. drinking canadian monster, running around the city of quebec writing GAY on car windows, putting shaving cream into the microwave, almost loosing control of a dogsled.................. good times eh