The Poboy Way

[chancer]

My Mom...You mean the lady that tracked and killed this 400 pound black bear with a 30.06 on her 65th birthday.

 

[Poboy kartman]

My Mom...You mean the lady that tracked and killed this 400 pound black bear with a 30.06 on her 65th birthday.

Yeah ....she's just practicing before she erases her mistakes made in her younger years!

Soooo....dangett! I missed all the low buzzers again!

This first pic shows what all the pics of the low buzzers looked like....the second, the easier, further away planes (they're still closer than the pics convey! )


Now...the last two...(even though they aren't the closest, still look like you could hit them with a slingshot in real life!)

 

[machinist@large]

My Mom...You mean the lady that tracked and killed this 400 pound black bear with a 30.06 on her 65th birthday.

You missed your chance; you should have photo-shopped a name tag around it's neck..... "Here rests Poboy........"

 

[Poboy kartman]

You missed your chance; you should have photo-shopped a name tag around it's neck..... "Here rests Poboy........"

C'mon Pat....should be FreeRunner, wait!!!! Oh yeah....that was a bear ....not a boar!

 

[Denny]

My Mom...You mean the lady that tracked and killed this 400 pound black bear with a 30.06 on her 65th birthday.

That poor bear just probably wanted a hug. Big meanie!
When I was a kid neighbors were always cleaning a dead something or other, if we did not want to see we just went some place else. No one ever told us to go away.

Denny

 

[Poboy kartman]

So Funny. I used to think she said
"Oh Lord Jesus and some Fire!"
BTW
Theres a Bathroom on the right. Excuse me while I kiss this guy.

Speaking of "garbled" lyrics: here's one that's kinda reverse garbled lyric:

Y'all probably remember this line from a 'Fleetwood Mac' song: "....at the edge of seventeen...."

Well....what most folks don't know is how that came about. A member of the band...(I think it was Stevie Nicks...but not sure....)....was talking to a young girl in England, and asked her when she lost her virginity. She answered directly: "At the age of seventeen ." However, her cockney accent was so thick...that Stevie heard it as: "EDGE of seventeen! ".....and the rest is history!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Well....after stumbling across all those adorable raccoon videos on YouTube, I decided to check out what it would take to get one. (Still glad I abandoned the idea of trying to tame a full grown one.)

Anyway, there are several things about owning one: For the best results, it should have a full time companion, shouldn't eat cat food or share a litter box with a cat, should be raised from a baby, and come from one certain place that has been raising them in captivity for over 30 generations (coon, not people) ....soooo, through selective breeding, some of the wild has been bred out. Still, they recommend spaying or neutering. They send complete care instructions with the bottle feeding kit (baby coon...not parts!) lol....

Soooo....females cost $50 extra...and prices run from $450-$500....(not in Poboy's budget! ) It's only legal to own coons in Texas as a Commercial breeder raising them for fur production. Soooo....no pet coons in the foreseeable future for Poboy.....(I do still have that big one running around free in the backyard though that I see every now and then....that has those possums to keep him company...so...I guess that'll have to do!

 

[machinist@large]

......Soooo....no pet coons in the foreseeable future for Poboy.....(I do still have that big one running around free in the backyard though that I see every now and then....that has those possums to keep him company...so...I guess that'll have to do!

Dang, are you that hard up for someone to hang with??? Or is it a comment on some of the natives around your place???

 

[Poboy kartman]

Dang, are you that hard up for someone to hang with??? Or is it a comment on some of the natives around your place???

Well...Pat...perhaps you should Google "Raccoons are awesome " on YouTube before commenting!

 

[chancer]

Raccoons are Nasty.
They can safely live with Parasitic Worms withouy negative Affect like dogs cats and PEOPLE.
They are the only mammal with a bone in there D!(K. and...that is just weird!

 

[machinist@large]

Well...Pat...perhaps you should Google "Raccoons are awesome " on YouTube before commenting!

Raccoons are Nasty.
They can safely live with Parasitic Worms withouy negative Affect like dogs cats and PEOPLE.
They are the only mammal with a bone in there D!(K. and...that is just weird!

I'm with Chancer on this one; the only good raccoon is a dead one.....

 

[Poboy kartman]

Sorry guys....but making stupid comments on subjects you are totally ignorant on is just wrong....whether it's gokarts or animals! Learn yourselves sumthin afore y'all open y'alls pieholes!

 

[machinist@large]

Sorry guys....but making stupid comments on subjects you are totally ignorant on is just wrong....whether it's gokarts or animals! Learn yourselves sumthin afore y'all open y'alls pieholes!

Sorry Doug, I've had to clean up the messes they leave behind to many times. Maybe a domesticated one is better; don't know, don't care. I've had enough of them. End of story.

 

[landuse]

We don't have racoons over here, but from all i have heard (and all the destruction they can create), they are no better than over sized rats

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

We had one move in a few years back. Its was odd, he'd just come in the cat door, eat some cat food, go to sleep in the same spot. He'd even use the litter box. During the day, he'd be gone, like he was gone to work or something. Generally I trap them and move 'em far away, but that guy was alright.

 

[Poboy kartman]

We had one move in a few years back. Its was odd, he'd just come in the cat door, eat some cat food, go to sleep in the same spot. He'd even use the litter box. During the day, he'd be gone, like he was gone to work or something. Generally I trap them and move 'em far away, but that guy was alright.

That sounds cool, racoon(s) and possums that live in my yard are well behaved, I feed them occasionally, and they never cause any problems or tear anything up. Used to have peanuts (blue jay treats) ...disappear from the sunroom, when I realized it was a small possum and how he was getting in...I secured the peanuts out of reach, and started leaving cat food out....There was a little panel he would push over to get in....sooo...I would put it back up every day and put out the cat food....and he would push it in to get in every night!

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

The worst is when a momma raccoon brings her whole family (we call them teenagers) and shows them where the cat food is. They get in cabinets, eat bread, eggs, candy, anything they can find. That's when the traps come out. And of course this is after they've all been in the pond and they track mud everywhere.

 

[machinist@large]

They also $#!+ and piss everywhere!!!!!!

 

[Poboy kartman]

The worst is when a momma raccoon brings her whole family (we call them teenagers) and shows them where the cat food is. They get in cabinets, eat bread, eggs, candy, anything they can find. That's when the traps come out. And of course this is after they've all been in the pond and they track mud everywhere.

That's one of the things they talked about on caring for raccoons on the webpage that sold those babies (kits).... Childproofing your entire house! !!!.

I was at a buddy of mines house and he had forks stuck in his kitchen cabinet handles. When I asked him what that was about, he said the feral cat he took in would open them and get into everything if they weren't there. Of course, that move would slow a coon down for about 5 minutes, and then he'd just remove the fork and open the cabinets!

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

Some do, some don't. Not unlike cats really. Get one in a trap for a few hours and you've got a lovely pile of