The Poboy Way

[supermanotorious]

My grandmother used to say "bless your heart" to me frequently. Also, I freakin hate snakes.

 

[chancer]

My grandmother used to say "bless your heart" to me frequently.

I rest my case!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Also, I freakin hate snakes.

OK....Now I just gotta figure out what to send Chancer for Christmas!!!!!

 

[chancer]

Its gonna be hard to beat that "CALENDAR" I got last year.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Its gonna be hard to beat that "CALENDAR" I got last year.

Not really....I've been stocking up on spandex!

 

[chancer]

Not really....I've been stocking up on spandex!

Oh Holy Crap
Thats was funny

 

[Poboy kartman]

IDK....One minute I'm laughing my butt off and having fun....the next I'm psssst....because of just one or two idiots....that might get me banned because I just can't look the other way on their idiocy!

What a world, what a world, what a world!!!!!

Ya know what's funny? People are constantly taking my tounge in cheek posts (not that all are) too seriously, but yet, don't recognize the troll trouble makers!

In the end....they wind up gone...and the Poboy hangs on....but ....(to be honest) ...I'd rather not have these folks around....but normal, competent folks that I can pick on for fun....like being from Canada or California....."C" where I'm going with this?

Giraffes in pot holes in South Africa..... whatever....crazy cats on the streets in Texas! Wait! That's me! Oh well ...that's the point, we can pick on each other because we are confident in ourselves and know that it's all in fun....

But otherwise:

 

[chancer]

Yeah but when he said
"Go back to the mental hospital you escaped from"
I have to admit.... I laughed quietly to myself.

Let it go. Everybody already knows. And Aint Nobody got Time fo dat!

 

[Poboy kartman]

I woke up to get me a cold pop....and I thought somebody was barbecuin....I said O Lord Jesus IT'S A FIRE!!!! .......but it was just tha neighbors smokin crack.

 

[landuse]

I woke up to get me a cold pop....and I thought somebody was barbecuin....I said O Lord Jesus IT'S A FIRE!!!! .......but it was just tha neighbors smokin crack.

Awesome neighborhood you live in

 

[Poboy kartman]

Awesome neighborhood you live in

Yeah....me AND Sweet Brown!

 

[landuse]

Yeah....me AND Sweet Brown!

Well, I woke up to get me a cold pop and then I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said, ‘Oh Lord Jesus, it’s a fire.’ Then I ran out, I didn’t grab no shoes or nothing, Jesus. I ran for my life and then the smoke got me, I got bronchitis! Ain’t nobody got time for that.

LOL

 

[chancer]

So Funny. I used to think she said
"Oh Lord Jesus and some Fire!"
BTW
Theres a Bathroom on the right. Excuse me while I kiss this guy.

 

[Poboy kartman]

So I get a text from the woman across the street that there's a snake in her garden hose. So...I'm thinking it's Felix, since I just released him in my backyard a few days ago. So after I catch him...I take him to my backyard, but then I get to looking at this snake....it's just not big enough....it's only about 3 1/2' long, Felix was well over 4'....

So....about 1/2 hour later, I see Sammy by the side of the truck, in a stalking position. I'm curious what he's hunting. Then I see a pretty big (at least twice as big as Sammy) white dog walking down the street. When it clears the truck and can get a clear view of Sammy, it stops dead in it's tracks and does a 180° turn and as it walks off...Sammy follows until he gets to the property line and sits down in the middle of the street until that dog turns the corner and gets out of sight.

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

The old "snake in my garden hose" routine. Some broads never learn.

 

[Poboy kartman]

YEE HAW!!!! Was hearing some jets screaming over the house....looked out and saw a Blue Angels jet going by!!!!

Air Show in Poboy's backyard this weekend!

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

Sure it wasn't the North Koreans? My neighbor has been preparing for the NK's to start a war since about 2006. He dug out the crawl space under his house and stockpiled it with years worth of non-perishables and water. He's a fun guy.

Oh I see the Blue Angles are at NAS Fort Worth JRB this weekend. Lucky you!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Tried to edit and add this pic on my last post
...but sometimes my phone is just uncooperative...

Shot with a phone from my backyard a couple of years ago....doesn't really capture how low and fast they fly over my house!

May do a short video this year, as it's almost impossible to get them in frame when there's a delay in shutter operation!!!!

 

[Poboy kartman]

IDK....Might miss the air show....got a hankering for some 'Jones" BBQ and foot massage'....(as seen on YouTube) ....might have to make a road trip!

 

[chancer]

Bring that Leatherman "multi tool"! They are in Chicago.