Telemarketers!

[Kaptain Krunch]

I keep getting calls from telemarketers and 1-800 numbers, so i try to mess with them. The latest one went something like this

Lady: Hello may i speak to Dante?
Me: I'm naked
Lady: Ok, well ill call you back at a better time
Me: no no wait, keep talking i like it.
Lady: I'll call you back
Me: Please wait, i love you!
Lady: I'm going to have to call you back at a better time sir.
Me: please wait, I'm naked!
After that i hear her crack up and then she hung up on me!

I also found this video, i cant wait till she calls back, i'll have to try this one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1waHJhb2wxo

 

[Rotore]

lmao i thought i was the only one that did this....

 

[THE HUNTER]

nice. loll

 

[frederic]

Before I installed a feature on my PBX that allows me to route such callers to a "black hole" permanently, I used to play with them as well. If my wife was around we'd tag-team them.

Caller: Hello, may I speak to so and so?
Me: That's me, hang on a second, you interrupted. (wife goes Oh, Oh, Oh its so big!) in the background.
Caller: I can call back later...
Me: Don't be silly, let me just wipe my willie off. HONEY DO YOU HAVE ANY PAPER TOWELS?"
Wife: (yells back) No, but here, use this sock.
Caller: <click>

That joke wore old fast, even though we had the timing down perfectly with little practice. I like the black hole PBX feature much better. I jsut push #99 while on the phone and they're disconnected and rerouted to awful bagpipe music without any method of escape, except for hanging up. If they call back, they're immediately routed to the bagpipe music, again without recourse.

The black hole to this day gets about 10-12 calls a day. They never learn.

 

[jr dragster T]

Lmao you guys are soo funny! We have whats called a Zapper which hangs up on them and makes there computer think our line is a dead line and the computer will no longer dial our number ever again. Infact our phone JUST got another one of them telemarketers! I usualy dont play with them. Maybe I shall start?

 

[Rotore]

DO IT TYLER!!! DO IT! DO IT!

sometimes when they call i start talking to them in spanish just talkin **** to them..

 

[Kaptain Krunch]

Well you guys will never guess what i just realized, the number i thought was a telemarketer was a college calling me haha, still funny as hell to mess with them. Next time they call i'll do the murder investigation one.

 

[jr dragster T]

What if they call back and be like "Somone in your household was talking crap to me" Or record the call?

 

[Rotore]

What if they call back and be like "Somone in your household was talking crap to me" Or record the call?

they wont call back a computer dials the number... recording idk but do it!

 

[frederic]

What if they call back and be like "Somone in your household was talking crap to me" Or record the call?

I would say "And since you're invading my privacy by calling a number on the federal do not call list... your point is what? <click>"

Though like I said most of them are blocked for life. I get about 1-2 telemarketing calls a week tops. They get permanently blocked also.

 

[EagleTalons]

Bob and Tom show is sooo funny.

 

[Kaptain Krunch]

What if they call back and be like "Somone in your household was talking crap to me" Or record the call?

This is my cell phone there calling, we dont even have a home phone. I honestly dont care if they do call back, normally i get them to hang up on me, i think telemarketers are the most annoying, and fun to mess with people in the world.

I had one call me in school once, i told them to go **** themselves, all me teacher said was "who was that?".

 

[sideways]

i bet the telemarketing companys have a HUGE file of rocordings of people mucking with them hehehehe oh and i have NEVER got a telemarketing call, either on mobile or homefone, jealous? hehehe

 

[Rotore]

i had debt collectors calling my cell once i gave them a fake name and SS #