Random bs!!!

[kazkepox]

because this is the offtopic thread

 

[Rotore]

Because we always are

 

[anderkart]

I used to have a Turtle out in the back yard, but he dun run oft.

 

[NJOHC]

That sucks. I own 2 snakes and a gecko

 

[anderkart]

Cool pics, I used to date a girl with 2 snakes and a gecko but she dun run oft too.

 

[Rotore]

Everything runs away from you

 

[anderkart]

You got that right. Just the other day I was out standing on the side of a hill and accidentally spilt some beer. I didnt want to waste it, so I bent on down to lap it up but wouldnt you know it flowed down hill and ran away from me too.

 

[freakboy]

I got a bearded dragon who likes to eat crickets... ill get pictures when i feel like it.

 

[anderkart]

I call my wife the Dragon lady sometimes, and her facial hair seems to be getting a bit longer. I'm not sure if she'd eat a Cricket or not but I'm betting you guys dont wanna see any pics.

 

[Rotore]

You got that right. Just the other day I was out standing on the side of a hill and accidentally spilt some beer. I didnt want to waste it, so I bent on down to lap it up but wouldnt you know it flowed down hill and ran away from me too.

It's ok dude Lmao

 

[freakboy]

Yall shoulda ran down the hill then it woulda went to ya!!

 

[anderkart]

...

 

[kazkepox]

I got 4 horses and a bunch of chickens and guinees, 2 dogs, 4 cats and I am always getting odd pets, I used to have an albino frog.

 

[Rotore]

All my pets end up retarded seriously

 

[Kaptain Krunch]

All my pets end up retarded seriously

Second hand smoke can get pets high

Or at least thats what people tell me...i wouldn't know....

 

[Rotore]

Idk maybe I gave my dog whisky once and he was never the same

 

[elfonzo91]

y did you do that?
my Italian Mastiff G stole a beer from his previous owner at a bbq

 

[Rotore]

I was bored but that was the best dog dude it cursed in Spanish lol

 

[elfonzo91]

nice man

 

[Rotore]

Thank you I take full credit