Project Stoopid!

[Master Hack]

But mine doesnt have those purdy colors onnit!

 

[Master Hack]

EZ, I have tried that orientation as well as the other 81,000 orientations I dreamt up.
Still no luck, but l will persevere and emerge victorious!

 

[Grizzlymi]

This project wouldn't be STOOPID if not! You'll figure it out.

 

[Denny]

Are you sure the lack of grease isn’t causing the binding? Just a light coating on your balls when you assemble them may help you out!

( Puns and all innuendos implied. )