need suggestions for dealing with a bad neighbor

[Young One With A Manco]

Do this... But a sad face... Should stay for a month maybe more...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PU9RaS2LR7M
Then he'll be branded.

Or...
Back up to his driveway on the motorcycle... With as many of your bike gang as possible... Do a burnout until your tire pops... Bring a creeper... And put your back wheel on, roll your bike home on the creeper so the rim isn't damaged. How much is a really bad motorcycle tire at this time of year? $100 maybe??
It'll cover his entire yard with smoke.
The whole creeper thing might not work for your gang...

DISCLAIMER; burnouts are not good for your motorcycle, especially if your pinning it off the rev limiter.

 

[OzFab]

Bad idea:
1. He can get the licence plate of a single bike, call the cops & have the owner charged
2. Blow the tyres? even better for getting caught...
3. Backing up in his driveway is trespassing, then he has a legitimate reason to attack...
4. It may leave a nasty mark but, smoke blows away...

It seems you missed the point, we're not looking for ways to get even with him or annoy him, we're looking for ways to STOP him...

 

[Poboy kartman]

Wait.....did I miss the 1000 yrd....50cal post??????

Just me I guess......

 

[machinist@large]

Tony, I totally agree. On the flip side I used to work with a surly old curmudgeon that decided to sell and move in a case like this; his moving party cost over $15 grand, and involved his son's club as well as three others; the neighbors who decided to tough it out had great fun at the party (as well as going on record to the authorities that there were no problems with the party)......

It all comes down to what are you willing to risk........

 

[Young One With A Manco]

Bad idea:
1. He can get the licence plate of a single bike, call the cops & have the owner charged
2. Blow the tyres? even better for getting caught...
3. Backing up in his driveway is trespassing, then he has a legitimate reason to attack...
4. It may leave a nasty mark but, smoke blows away...

It seems you missed the point, we're not looking for ways to get even with him or annoy him, we're looking for ways to STOP him...

My post was meant entirely as a joke. Sorry... Sarcasm doesn't really work online!
I agree though... Peaceful is the way to do this. Last thing you need is to be in jail because you got mad at him... Or a big fine.

Sorry if anyone took my post seriously.

 

[supermanotorious]

One of my earliest nicknames was and still is "Crazy Ry" because I literally (and I mean literally) have the big balls people base the expression on. I would love to smash his face in right in his own house but as we age we learn about consequences. My talents and skills are the physical sort and that's why I reached out on here to ask diverse minds how to handle this without getting in trouble. I love the conversation its brought on and I appreciate your input. He's been quiet recently which may be due to my latest note, his restraining order or who knows. He has a small child (maybe 18 months) (maybe his or a grand child) living with him and neighbors told me today his fat, disgusting, white trash girlfriend walked the child around the block. I never mentioned it but she's part of the problem too- also dumps garbage in the street. I wish I was out when she passed, on my own property and face to face I would have had no problem giving her hel l. If he wanted to retaliate it will be a much easier excuse explaining to the cops why I shot him in MY yard rather than his.