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Kartorbust

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Five minutes on the old YouTube and they could have figured out that it wasn't rings. Plug being fouled, BFD. Wire brush or spray some carb cleaner, put it back in, rev it to its limit for a bit and it'll clear right out.
 

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Five minutes on the old YouTube and they could have figured out that it wasn't rings. Plug being fouled, BFD. Wire brush or spray some carb cleaner, put it back in, rev it to its limit for a bit and it'll clear right out.
yea I know.....I know but apparently they didnt
 

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I remember when Caseysct200u was dumb.... 😉 Pepperidge Farms remembers too. "Glass houses" and all that, I try not to openly slander people I know with something I am guilty of myself. That sort of thing stinks like ...hypocrisy.

:roflol:

Let your friends "be dumb", all the old gray haired wise guys were once dumb too.
 
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I’ll one up myself, it’s “great” to be a dumb youth. Oh man, can you imagine knowing it all (or possessing the wisdom of an adult) as a teen and having the weight of the world on your shoulders, finding out that not even half of the “facts” you’ve been told along the way are true?

Count me out. 😟

Revel in your dumb youth, gents.
 

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We were all dumb azz kids at one time. You really do get smarter ( wiser, more acquired knowledge ) as you get older, but then you either don't have the time or energy, maybe both, to put it to good use. Sometimes seems like life is backwards.
 

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Life in reverse By George Carlin


In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people’s home
feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension,
and then when you start work,
you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work 40 years
until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
then you are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school,
you become a kid,
you play.
You have no responsibilities,
you become a baby until you are born.
And then you spend your last 9 months
floating in luxurious spa-like conditions
with central heating and room service on tap,
larger quarters every day and then Voila!
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
 

Hellion

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Life in reverse By George Carlin


In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people’s home
feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension,
and then when you start work,
you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work 40 years
until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
then you are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school,
you become a kid,
you play.
You have no responsibilities,
you become a baby until you are born.
And then you spend your last 9 months
floating in luxurious spa-like conditions
with central heating and room service on tap,
larger quarters every day and then Voila!
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.

I love how he “left out” college. A high school diploma (and some good grades) was enough to get a good paying job. George Carlin lived through the good times and even then, college was affordable if you so chose. Everything was.

I like to think I know Carlin pretty well but have never heard or seen that before. :thumbsup:

Sorry for the (continuing) hijack, Casey 🤭
 

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Lost my job. started a new one. quit, started another one. moved to a much bigger house with tons of garage space. and a pool! so i've been swimming. And making non gokart things as well. and im a grand parent now. hes 7 living with me. soo most my time is keeping him busy and trying to stay awake. That corvette power wheels post was for him. He can finally drive it. Otherwise just busy with life. not a lot of free time. :(
 

Whitetrashrocker

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Lost my job. started a new one. quit, started another one. moved to a much bigger house with tons of garage space. and a pool! so i've been swimming. And making non gokart things as well. and im a grand parent now. hes 7 living with me. soo most my time is keeping him busy and trying to stay awake. That corvette power wheels post was for him. He can finally drive it. Otherwise just busy with life. not a lot of free time. :(
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