My dumb friend and his EVEN dumber brother.....

[caseysct200u]

alright kids cozy around the fire with some warm beer and cold cookies for some dumb stories.......

ok so my friend asked me one weekend if we can work on his bike and I say sure why not so we work on it for the weekend everything's all good and he trys to start it but it won't turn over well my friend didn't know about CHOKE so I tell him to put it on that and it will start right up and sure enough it does so I tell him when it warm ups you turn the choke off. next 3 weeks or so haven't called back for any complaints so lask week I get a call and tells me it runs like **** ever since he started using the choke and it's pouring out white smoke I ask him if he put the choke on run after letting it warm up and he didnt well I tell him he needs to remove the spark plug and clean it call ends Thinking lives all good well next day ask his brother if he got the bike fixed and he says that he bought a new egein for it and I ask him why well my friends DUMB *** BROTHER thinks its a goddamn piston ring and I tell him um no its just the choke well my friend then asked me were I got the bike mods for mine I tell him omb warehouse and then his brother says naw we can do it cheaper and just use the original carb and stuff well the egein he bought is a predator 212 well his motor is 120cc how tf is it gonna run

 

[Functional Artist]

Howdy &

Sounds like you may be able to acquire an easily fixable engine...for junk price
...& "hold my worm beer"?

 

[Hellion]

I didn’t get past the worm beer. Guess it’s a thing; they put worms in tequila you know.

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

PNPTSD: Post-No-Punctuation-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder

 

[Denny]

Maybe where he’s from they make beer from worms???
I’m going to stick with the malt, barley and hops kind though.

 

[caseysct200u]

Howdy &

Sounds like you may be able to acquire an easily fixable engine...for junk price
...& "hold my worm beer"?

sure thing bud I'll do that

 

[Sparkwizard]

Pics of the 120cc engine, please?

 

[Hellion]

Pics of the 120cc engine, please?

 

[caseysct200u]

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first of all what do you mean and two my friends bike is at his house

 

[caseysct200u]

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bro I'm not gonna be the one installing the motor in it his brother is

 

[Functional Artist]

Maybe where he’s from they make beer from worms???
I’m going to stick with the malt, barley and hops kind though.

Earthobait Lager...probably one of them new craft beers
...& after a couple of "pints" they spell engine...egein

 

[caseysct200u]

Earthobait Lager...probably one of them new craft beers
...& after a couple of "pints" they spell engine...egein

my bad.....Wana beer?

 

[Denny]

You're too young for beer!

 

[Edwin Spangler]

Dont drink! That sh*t killed me when I was 19. All fun and games until youre laid up in the hospital for 6 weeks hoping you wont die again.

I know, I know. Kids are gonna have fun.

sry OT

 

[Sparkwizard]

I am still wondering what a 120cc engine looks like. I don't think I remember seeing one before.

 

[Hellion]

first of all what do you mean and two my friends bike is at his house

I mean we don’t believe in the existence of this engine unless there’s photographic proof. Take a pic when you get over there. Hurry! We can slam beer mugs together *after*.

 

[Denny]

I mean we don’t believe in the existence of this engine unless there’s photographic proof. Take a pic when you get over there. Hurry! We can slam beer mugs together *after*.

Hellion, contributing to the delinquency of a minor is a felony. Punishable by up to 5 years in jail.

 

[Whitetrashrocker]

I mean we don’t believe in the existence of this engine unless there’s photographic proof. Take a pic when you get over there. Hurry! We can slam ROOT beer mugs together *after*.

FIFY

 

[Hellion]

Hellion, contributing to the delinquency of a minor is a felony. Punishable by up to 5 years in jail.

Even over the interwebz? However, I never said anything about the contents of said mugs, just gave them an adjective. The whole matter might turn into a Schrödinger's cat situation...

Here you go Denny Do-Right ninny nanny:





I think his delinquency is already in a pre-contributed state. I wonder who corrupted him? Casey's got some 'splainin' to do!

 

[caseysct200u]

I mean we don’t believe in the existence of this engine unless there’s photographic proof. Take a pic when you get over there. Hurry! We can slam beer mugs together *after*.

bro I can't get pics