Lmaoooooo nice one.. and no a pitbull in a playground.
Did you know that singer Tom Jones does not come from Wales?
He came from normal parents.
Creative(no sarcasm)
Ok heres one:
What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
Taste?
Oh don't even......
Why is American beer a lot like making love in a canoe?
It's F'ing CLOSE TO WATER!!!
I didn't say it was original... Bonus point if you can tell me whose joke it is...
Okay-
What goes Vrooom, putt putt putt VROOOM putt putt putt VROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! ?
Nope.
None of us! We're too busy screwing around online to ride our karts!!!!
Bonus points granted- Good call!
do racism jokes count?