Hahahaha sounds like florida to me.. I live like a 1/4 mile from true swamp land..
I also have this ridiculous hill in my backyard with a wall.. [who ever decided that was a good idea should be shot.] and I only own a push mower
Even with TWO bug zappers, front and back. those skeeters will still come after you!
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What annoys me is living in a neighborhood with an HOA. they are a bunch of busy body's and act like its the 1960's [their like 40/50 years old - still young in my book] But they've ruined EVERYTHING with stupid "rules" they put in place. First it was no going to the parks after dawn before dusk. Then it was no parking on the sides of the streets without a special "permit" you have to request through the HOA [if they don't like you, you won't get issued a permit] THEN! its "You have to paint YOUR side of the wall that surrounds 1/4 of the neighborhood." Then they started calling the police on anyone who used a go kart out on the streets!
OH MY FAVORITE ONE! I get called regularly on by local "concerned" neighbors about my open carrying of my Air rifles [.177/.22/.25/9mm] normally stuffed inside a backpack, and the butt sticking out. THEY KNOW WHO I AM! They play stupid to the police that show up just to try to throw me under the bus. First the cops "educate me" in front of one of them, Telling me to keep it in my back yard. Because their "harmless" Because my 9mm 80 grain at FPS that's 143.9 FT.LBs! [Good for hunting coyotes] Is "harmless". I try to rationally explain to the officer AND the caller, That I carry my airrifles to the back fields where I have a 500 yard range, and that's with staying 500 feet away from roads. but no, that NEVER works out. I swear to god, the officers that show up [always the same ones] are in the HOA's pockets, because our HOA is known for having HOA funds "disappear" That crappy Easter/Christmas party they have every year don't cost them $15,000.00 - let me tell you that.
After the smoke settled, I stopped carrying my airrifles outside the house because the police where threatening me every time they saw me. Telling me they'd take me to jail for what ever charge they could pull out of their A55es and all that good stuff. So I stopped, well guess what problem the HOA had after I stopped going to the back fields? Oh, what's that? Coyotes attacking/killing small dogs and cats?! Sounds like a personal problem....
Some will say "just move" but I live in a house that's payed for, all I got to do is pay for internet/taxes/electricity/water. So just "moving" isn't really what I want to do, I'd rather them just get off my back and get some real jobs, instead of sucking off people like a bunch of leeches.