Funny rice ad!!!!!

[STreetKArt]

(((LOOK))) RACE CAR HONDA ACCORD with NITROS THE PERFECT DRIFT MACHINE - $12500 -0110)

Reply to: sale-@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-15, 10:07AM EST


CALL KEVIN @ -0110 AND MAKE AN OFFER TODAY BEFORE IT'S GONE...... COLOR...............................................................
WHITE WITH BLUE PEARL,SILVER WITH BLUE PEARL DOWN CENTER

BODY STYLING........................................................
ORIGINAL SHELBY MUSTANG SCOOPS
MACH III SPOILER
OBX HEADLAMP CONVERSION KIT
OBX GENERATION IV ALTEZZA TAIL LAMP KIT
HOOD SCOOPS & SIDE SCOOPS
COSTUM HOOD BY CARWARE
FRONT BODY KIT BY WINGS WEST
SIDE KIT BY XENON
REAR KIT BY SPOILER ETC
FENDER FLARES BY CARWARE
MIRRORS BY AROSPEED
WIPERS BY AROSPEED
SPARCO GAS CAP
BODY MODIFICATIONS BY BRENT CRIBBS
FRENCH ANTENNA
REAR WINDOW MODIFIED AIR VENT

SUSPENTION...............................................................
APEX TRUE RACING COIL OVER
LEFT,RIGHT FRONT @ REAR CAMBER KIT
DC STRUT TOWER BAR & LOWER ARM
DC REAR STRUT TOWER BAR

ENGENE...................................................................
VENUM NITROUS SYSTEM
2.2L PERFORMANCE PARTS
AEM COLD AIR INTAKE SYSTEM
HELIX POWER TOWER THROTTLE BODY SPACER
ACCEL PERFORMANCE HIGH FLOW FUEL INJECTORS
AEM FUEL RAIL & FUEL PRESSURE REGULATOR
ACCEL PERFORMANCE HIGH PRESSURE FUEL PUMP
AEM AIR BYPASS VELVE
AEM UNDERDRIVE PULLEYS
AEM CAM GEARS
AEM ALTERNATOR PULLEY
ZEX IMPORT VALVE SPRINGS & RETAINERS
ZEX QUIKTYME CAMSHAFTS
NOLOGY SPARK PLUGS
NOLOGY SPARK PLUG WIRES
NOLOGY POWER COIL
AND MUCH MUCH MORE

TRANSMISSION............................................................
CUSTOM BUILD TRANSMISSION & RACING CLUCHES BY ACV

BREAKS.................................................................
AEM BIG BREAK SETUP

WHEELS..................................................................
TENZO 18" WHITE SHUW 4& TIRES 215/35/18

EXHAUST................................................................
DC HEADERS
AROSPEED HI-FLOW CATALYTIC CONVERTERS
DC STAINLESS STEAL CATBACK

INTERIOR..............................................................
TENZO RACING SEATS FRONT & REAR
SPARKO STERLING WHEEL
4 PAIRS OF WEAPON R RACING HARNES
WHITE FACE GAUGES & SPEED GLO
CUSTOM BRUSHED ALUMINUM AND CARBON FIBER
DASH KIT AND INTERIOR BEZEL KIT AND TRIM
SPARCO RACING PEDALS
AUTO METER TACHS AND SPEEDOS WITH SHIFT LIGHT
CARBON FIBER FUEL PRESSURE GAUGE,NITROUS GAUGE,AIR FUEL RATIO GAUGE
AERO SPEED SHORT SHIFTER
SPARCO SHIFT KNOB
APC FIRE EXTINGUISHER
APEX AIR FUEL MIXTURE CONTROLLER
2 COLOR SWITCH FOR DASH GUAGES BLUE & GREEN
...AND MUCH MORE..

OVER $30,000 INVESTED, HAVE ALL PAPPER WORK TO PROVE IT.MY LOSS,YOUR GAIN...


E MAIL ME IF INTERESTED

OR CALL ME @ -0110 .... KEVIN

 

[BradenM]

So...is that brown rice or white rice? Jasmin rice or what?

EDIT: Reading over engine mods, I wouldn't call it a ricer...just a poser.
EDIT: But the above is arguable, he has spent and done more to the exterior and interior then the motor, trans, and brakes, not to mention things to improve handling characteristics. I know if I was hotting up an import car, the first thing would be the motor, and handling. So it looks stock...stealth

 

[Ibnzmonkey]

perfect drift machine? lol, you cant drift with a FF. lol. noob.

 

[BradenM]

You can, but you look like a ponce.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxnOUDIm9VQ

 

[Ibnzmonkey]

With the McDonalds trays? wtf. some peoples kids.

 

[ed1380]

thats so much fun. always wanted to do that.

 

[gokartcrazy]

i drift my 4wd gallant all the time i have the 4wd vr4 gallant and i disconnected the front wheel drive shaft and vallaaa rear wheel drive. i did the same on my all wheel drive turbo eclipse and i did it for the dyno because the jack *** didnt have a 4wd dyno and i put 2 pistons threw my $15000 JDM motor totally granaded the motor needless to say the valve cover blew off and destroyed the carbon hood along with a mouth full of royal purple and a belly full of shrapnal lol yeah not funny

 

[jr dragster T]

And how did you get a mouth full of oil?

 

[dragracing1213]

maybe i read this wrong but he said he had a nitrous controller but I didn't see anything about a nitrous tank

 

[BradenM]

Re-read this: Ricer.

 

[l0ll00l]

And how did you get a mouth full of oil?

From the sounds of it, he was likely standing outside the car during the pull. Or maybe he was sipping a quart of it, and the explosion startled him, causing the glass to tip and dump the rest in his mouth.

 

[BradenM]

Real men drink Diesel and urinate 98 RON Petrol.

 

[jr dragster T]

Real men drink Diesel and urinate 98 RON Petrol.

Not sure how much of a man you would be after drinking diesel and urinating race fuel.

 

[ed1380]

ive drank diesel. its real oily and burns your lips, but if engines use it, why can't i?

 

[sayre315]

my bro did put taco bell trays under the back wheel of his friends old civic
haha you shoulda seen the look on his face when he got out of work and drove it home

 

[kibble]

my bro did put taco bell trays under the back wheel of his friends old civic
haha you shoulda seen the look on his face when he got out of work and drove it home

I woulda loved to see that!

When I used to work at target, one night, one of the guys completely shrinkwrapped the car of one of the girls that also used to work there that got on his nerves for some reason. When she saw the car she was P.O.ed!!! Well, in the end, they ended up dating each other. :rolleyes3:

 

[jr dragster T]

^ XD thats pretty funny.

 

[BradenM]

Shrink rap+car=date?

Arithmetic sucks balls, this is the stuff schools should be teaching!

 

[I like karts]

Not sure how much of a man you would be after drinking diesel and urinating race fuel.

Technically, you wouldn't be a man, but you would be considereda refinery.