DIYGK Grammar Champions

[Speedster]

WOW it's been a long time since I was on, I just got a notification in my email for this thread that it's been like 2 years since I was active in. Oh well, guess I'll look around and familiarize myself with the forum again LOL.

 

[Hellion]

 

[Denny]

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Most people are morons!

 

[Whitetrashrocker]

Ive always said I was


But now i realize how low that bar is.

 

[Hellion]

Hey man, can you write it in ghettospeak so me an my homies feel at home?



I think we have some contenders for DIYGK Grammar Champion of 2026!
Here's the trophy so's you know we're legit.

 

[Whitetrashrocker]

Do we have names on the ballot or is it a shoe in?

 

[Kartorbust]

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[Hellion]

Do we have names on the ballot or is it a shoe in?

I’m afraid to say. Maybe it’s not my place to add the names …but we have more than one contender vying for the gold.

 

[Master Hack]

I would like to nominate Master hack for his newly found ability to effortlessly butcher the english language.

 

[Edwin Spangler]

I’m afraid to say. Maybe it’s not my place to add the names …but we have more than one contender vying for the gold.

'Taint me!

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

I would also like to nominate Master Hack due to his ability to both butcher and yet enhance the english language with a certain style and charisma. It's like reading a Mark Twain novel, takes a special effort to get the nuts out of the feed.

 

[Denny]

I nominate little Casey. I want to scratch my eyes out and bleach my brain after trying to decipher one of his posts!!! Stay in school!!!!!!!!!

 

[Master Hack]

, takes a special effort to get the nuts out of the feed.

Maybe your expectations are too high?
You hunt for bigfoot also?

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

You hunt for bigfoot also?

Who doesn't?

 

[Master Hack]

Who doesn't?

I find hunting UFO's much more rewarding. No stomping around in the woods, no smelly bait. I hunt UFO's right on my patio.

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

Well, UFO or Bigfoot, if either one caught your eye you'd be compelled to say "hey look!", right? I mean no one sees a UFO and goes, "meh." If you do you're a pretty jaded SOB.

 

[Denny]

I see UFOs all the time and spacey alliums. And none of them ever hurt me. It’s the earthlings I’m surrounded by that are truly scary!

 

[Hellion]

Zoomer/Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang. Sorry, no definitions.



Alternate spellings?

 

[Denny]

Zoomer/Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang. Sorry, no definitions.
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Alternate spellings?
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Are you crazy! They wouldn’t know what to do with most of that stuff. Probably try to use the cone mill for a sex lube!

 

[Whitetrashrocker]

Well dont forget us genX had Paulie Shore.

"If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin' all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole Brady Bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so don't tax my gig SO hardcore cruster."