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Anybody need a colonoscopy?

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You know when I first saw the title I was sure it was spam lol. Thats kinda odd. Now everyone PLEASE do not rush into this deal, One at a time please.
 

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How bout a Optarectamology? Its the procedure where they cut the vain between your eyes and your @sshole....it gets rid of your sh!tty outlook on life.

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The sad part is that I could actually use this procedure, the colonoscopy, not the one that crazycart said.
 

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I was told by a doctor that I have what's called ulcerative colitis. A couple of years ago I had some really bad stuff happen, and I lost a lot of blood, I could have croaked. It would be good to get it checked out every now and then.

Sorry if it's TMI. :roflol:
 

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Sorry Kibble. Health is EVERYTHING.
I've needed my head pulled out of my hindquarters for years now, and I'm also Chonologically- Development Challenged... which means I can't keep up with the times. Thank God "Ugly" isn't fatal, either.
 
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