Bobs Date. Hot or not?

[chancer]

I'd Move

 

[bob58o]

I'd Move

How much room on Doug's couch?
And what's the rent?

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Honestly I'm trying to leave the house I rent and downsize to a shifty apartment.

No Garage. No room for toys.

The B invited herself to move in with me. I thought "It'll be fine" just "For testing purposes only!"

 

[Kartorbust]

How much did Jack Daniels charge you for as much as you had to consume to deal with it?

 

[bob58o]

She's at my house right meow.

 

[bob58o]

I like Lite and Goldschlager.

 

[Bbqjoe]

So every flipping time I start seeing someone new, the psycho blonde comes back into my life - and everytime I fall into the same trap. She acts pleasant until I stop talking to the new girl, then she turns into a raging lunatic. Someday I'll learn to listen to EVERYBODY I KNOW and ditch the b, but until then- this is the cycle I repeat.

This girl has destroyed every other relationship I've tried in the past decade.

Rant over.

I know this woman.
I lived with her for six years. When we split, she tormented my soul.
She would call out of the blue, and tell me she missed me. She'd say I want to see you so badly.
I'd say me too. I'll come see you.

No. No you can't! We can't be together, I can't see you.

I'd hang up, and suffer for weeks.

I'd get over it. She knew when I did, because she would appear somewhere, and torment me again.

One time, my band had just finished a show, and she appears while we're packing up gear.
I came to watch you play.
Well, the gigs over sweetheart.
Really, I just came to show you what you're missing!

What the ?????

She always knew when Mr happy was digging into new ground.
Somehow, she just knew.
I'd be about to dig in, and after 8 weeks of nothing, the phone would ring. Sure enough, it's her!

This went on for a really long time.

Every now and then we'd actually get together, then she'd reach into her grab bag and pull out something like marriage. Yeah, right!

After more crash and burns then any man should have to live through, I literally had to move to another state, and not leave a trace.

Really, it was the best thing I ever did, for you see, the woman was 17 years older than I.
It was cool when I was 28, and she was 45, but holy shirt! I'm 55 now, that would make her, wellllll..... I don't even want to think about it.

Bob, you'll have to move. Trust me.

You can get a bartender job anywhere, they're all the same.


ETA: Of course you won't get to reading this until morning when she's about to serve you your heart straight from the food processor.

Hang in there Bob!

 

[bob58o]

Thanks Joe.

You guys are so much cheaper than real therapy... And spot on.

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I feel like I should pay for more stickers now!

 

[chancer]

Lets See. This Girl is so messed up she screwed up the Forum here.

The "Date" changed and yet people are still Voting.

Run Bob Run

 

[ML-TOYS]

So do you want her gone or just around to torture you and maybe some occasional pleasure.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Just one more Poboy sideline: " Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap."

 

[Whitetrashrocker]

Run Forrest run.


Do the need no crazy in your life. Your crazy enough.

 

[Bbqjoe]

So do you want her gone or just around to torture you and maybe some occasional pleasure.

Just one more Poboy sideline: " Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap."

You all forget. Bob's in Chitown, and tends bar.
He's probably got phone numbers.

 

[Whitetrashrocker]

You all forget. Bob's in Chitown, and tends bar.
He's probably got phone numbers.

But the wrong one keeps calling.

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I was going to link some Bill Burr skits here but the titles might get me banned.

 

[Flyinhillbilly]

The very definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
I like you Bob, but you are fundamentally insane. Get while the getting is good, she won't be happy until you're as miserable as she is.

 

[landuse]

The very definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
I like you Bob, but you are fundamentally insane. Get while the getting is good, she won't be happy until you're as miserable as she is.

No truer words were ever spoken