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[Poboy kartman]

Well....with Winter coming on....we're all looking for something to pass the time with while we try to hide from the ol lady....(be it mom ....or wife)....

SOooooo......I realized they're is a bit of a shortage nowadays with advice columnists.....so...Poboy to the rescue!!!

If I can't answer your problem.....I have a worldwide staff backup!

Sooooo.....Caller #1: What's your problem?

 

[MOPARVICK]

Why is Santa aged but imortal? Why did he get to 70 before he quit aging?

 

[Poboy kartman]

That's easy.....he's MARRIED!!!!

That'll age the heck out of ya quick!

EDIT: I was young and immortal before I got married....look at me now!

 

[chancer]

How do you correctly spell the word for those "black air filled rim protectors"?

 

[MOPARVICK]

How do you correctly spell the word for those "black air filled rim protectors"?

:faceplate

Here we go again

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:faceplate

Here we go again

Ducking auto correct

 

[2SlickNick]

What did the white baptist American say to the Republican Party on Hanukkah?

 

[Poboy kartman]

What did the white baptist American say to the Republican Party on Hanukkah?

IDK....But I think the Aussie is gonna say:"You're banned!"

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How do you correctly spell the word for those "black air filled rim protectors"?

Aren't you tyred of picking on Tony yet????? He's gonna buy a ticket to California and shoot you in the face!

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C'mon guys....give me some REAL questions....like...my old lady is cheating, my kid wont listen....I'm here to make a difference...

 

[chancer]

Aren't you tyred of picking on Tony yet????? He's gonna buy a ticket to California and shoot you in the face!:lolgoku

He started it! besides Guns are illegal in Australia. They aint got the 2nd Ammendment.

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What did the white baptist American say to the Republican Party on Hanukkah?

It is nobody's business what I told the Republican party last week.

 

[2SlickNick]

Lol I was trying to stir up some trouble. No one can do it like Doug!

 

[MOPARVICK]

If I work harder now than I did 10 years ago, and have less to show for my labor, should I just quit working?

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Obama said he will cut me a check!

 

[ML-TOYS]

Simple, chicken or egg ?

 

[Poboy kartman]

If I work harder now than I did 10 years ago, and have less to show for my labor, should I just quit working?

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Obama said he will cut me a check!

Yep!!! I did! !! (But not by choice so much.)

The hours are great, but the pay sucks.

 

[MOPARVICK]

My pay sucks now! Its ON lol

 

[Zombient]

Lol I was trying to stir up some trouble. No one can do it like Doug!

I'm pretty sure I can easily bypass the swear filter. But I can't bypass a ban. Unless it's an IP ban.... Maybe I should test it just like how companies test their network by hiring white hat hackers to break in?

Haha. Not worth it. I don't want to start that much trouble. Pretty sure Doug would one up me one way or another.

 

[chancer]

Simple, chicken or egg ?

Chicken. Not sure? Check my quote.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Simple, chicken or egg ?

Yeah...it is simple...an egg is basically a cell....and simple cells predate any intelligent life by a long shot....

But.....how can I have any fun with that question?????

Maybe we should compare the intelligence of chickens and Californians!

 

[tazmannusa]

Maybe we should compare the intelligence of chickens and Californians!

Dude whats up with that ?

 

[chancer]

Yeah...it is simple...an egg is basically a cell....and simple cells predate any intelligent life by a long shot....

Pfffft. In the beginning...

 

[OzFab]

Aren't you tyred of picking on Tony yet????? He's gonna buy a ticket to California and shoot you in the face!

No, I'll just ban him...

He started it! besides Guns are illegal in Australia. They aint got the 2nd Ammendment.

It's also illegal to carry a gun on a plane but, guns aren't illegal in Califivenia (inflation)...

 

[chancer]

It's also illegal to carry a gun on a plane but, guns aren't illegal in Califivenia (inflation)...

Ahh... Victor Borge! Brilliant. Now that is a use of the English language.