Zombie Plan

[freakboy]

well i think if zombies do attack... i will be making ALOT MORE pipe bombs =]

 

[JMAN]

I have revised my plan, I think I am going to use a flash light. I am going to be banking on they will freeze up like a deer caught in headlights. Then someone else can kill it, I stay safe and clean.

 

[SpyGuy]

My opinion of a best bet would be some sort of homebuilt heavy armored vehicle, something like this:

Increased scavenging range, and if you encounter too many undead, let the diesel do the work.

Where did you get a picture of my truck????

 

[HellSpawn]

Go for the hostess plant o:

 

[Blazkowiez]

Because the cupcakes will survive the apocalypse? Twinkees are hostess right? **** those things do taste good, gotta love snack cakes. How will that kill zombies though? You stay alive, they eat your brains.

Unless you know something about their fortification that I don't...

 

[newrider3]

LOL never seen Zombieland eh?

 

[kazkepox]

well if it were me.....(be prepared for a bunch of typing, if thought this out alot...)... I'm a christian so im going by what I believe. It says in revelations that after the rapture the dead will walk the earth (ergo, zombies). So, considering you did not get raptured, and the dead are hostile, I would be looking into an island. it is said zombies can't swim, so it seems like a good idea, bring enough food for... 2 weeks, and enough ammo for a month, odds are the island will be uninhabited, and has a supply of its own crop. oh yeah, bring stuff for planting food. now as for transportation, just hijack one of those tornado trucks that can hunker down in a tornado, that should be plenty of protection. and for a boat, whatever is big enough for what you need. now, after 3 weeks, scope out what is going on in the mainland. zombies run out of brain...they gotta starve eventually. when the zombies starve out, make your way back to land, pick up stragglers, find the nearest functioning civilization. presto.


also, if you live in new zealand, you got nothing to worry about.

 

[T-man]

I have realy thought about this and the idea is differant depending on the type of zombie.
If the zombies are like in the "living dead " movies, slow and clumzy then taking them out with a gun or bat to the head wouldn't be a searious problem.
But if they were like in "resident evil" then that would be differant those were a little fast and showed some intelegence.
But what I dont understand is in all of these movies it is stated that these people are all dead so with that in mind they wouldent "die" from starvation, they would already be dead. Also in some movies the zombies just eat flesh not just brain, so why wouldn't they eventualy start eating themselves or each other. Theres more I could say but I'll leave it here.

However in the event that something ever does happen like this I think the "zombies" will be closer to the movie "28 weeks later" like people inflicked with a type of rabies " the rage"

 

[Doc Sprocket]

I'm seeing some problems. 1) Maybe zombies can't swim, but if they're dead/undead/unhuman/whatever, they don't need to breathe, and won't drown. What stops 'em from walking along the ocean floor? 2) Starving- this is a problem of the living. Not dead/undead/whatever. They'll just get madder...
I got raptured once. I was a little drunk, and she was very persuasive!


EDIT- T-Man, you JUST beat me to it!

 

[Blazkowiez]

That would be the point of getting to a far away island I would suppose. Traveling that far on sea with a large truck would be difficult. If Zombies could walk on the sea floor I think the pressure might just kill them, some points in the Gulf of Mexico can reach 12,000 ft. At that pressure it should pop them like a melon.

I assume the zombies will be smart enough to do small things like open doors, they would not have higher functioning skills to operate an elevator or perhaps call someone on the phone but that shouldn't matter for the most part. I do think zombies would eat each other, they do like fresh bodies much more, but if their goal is flesh, they would go crazy and start eating their buddies if not their own arm.

Ideally you could have a basement/shelter like from blast from the past. I think the island idea might just be the best one so far, but ****... I do not want to run into zombie pirates.

 

[SpyGuy]

^^-- I can tell someone's been watching "Pirates of the Caribbean" .....

 

[Benjo]

also, if you live in new zealand, you got nothing to worry about.

lucky me

 

[Hunter65]

Tisk....tisk....tisk. Obviously nobody here has read the Zombie Survival Guide. I recommend it.....very informational. lol. And zombies cannot climb objects but once they pile up enough on each other eventually they will get you.

 

[robbie]

Couldn't you outsmart the zombies by baiting them and leading them over a classic pit trap? Make sure it has smooth walls and they would never get out. Use politicians and other worthless members of society as bait. If you don't want to build a pit, you could use a glue strip like the ones used for catching roaches and mice.

Once you trap them you may even figure out a way to harness their struggling motions to generate electricity. The only problem is determining how big the pit would need to be. I'm not sure how to predict how many zombies would be involved.

 

[fowler]

it depends on what zombies they are
shore of the dead slow stupid and fun to beat up with ease
or residend evil i am legend smart super fast **** u up instantly

 

[fowler]

look at this

 

[oscaryu1]

My friend just got this book a month ago...

We has it all planned out First stop, local gun shop a few miles away, jack an armored car (), and then WalMart. o.o

He wants a machete, I say a AK47 with a full auto conversion and a few cheap Hi-Points O:

 

[robbie]

If zombies want to eat brains, why do the movies always show them going after stupid people? I would think that the guys at the university physics departments and software companies would show up in those flicks sooner or later.

 

[Blazkowiez]

They're hungry dude, when you're massively hungry do you go after a burger at burger king which is decent or do you go directly to Del Francos which serves 90 dollar steaks. When i'm super hungry I often times go for cheap and quick rather than expensive and awesome.

 

[Doc Sprocket]

If zombies want to eat brains, why do the movies always show them going after stupid people? I would think that the guys at the university physics departments and software companies would show up in those flicks sooner or later.

EASY- Wild animal- runs around alot, tough muscles
Calf locked up in little pen, can't move- TENDER

Village idiot never using brains... GREAT EATING!!!