Reckon the the best toy related one was back in like 81, had just finished putting a new chain on my 1972 mx250 for next hare scramble..decided to show off for all my dad's army buddies drinking a and grilling in backyard, piss on the boots, gloves, chest protector and helmet....
T-shirt, shorts, black socks (dad's hand me downs. He always wore class A's at work) and my favorite BMX shoes (not vans, hated them)
Well you know the the engine sprocket guard I forgot to install? Yup...planted my foot goosed the ole girl..and...zing,zing,zing...

loose sock straight into chain, it pulled my ankle in and I proceeded to crash.
Wobbled over to dad's and reckon we need to go to er again...
Nope! The base surgeon said nah, wash it off and we'll wrap it...cool.
The look on mom's face (ER nurse) as she walked through the house of drunkin soldiers to see her son sitting on the counter with this
Colonel washing my foot in the kitchen sink was priceless


she was pissed $*>&^$@!!! We are getting rid of that %$#@ thing....we didn't I raced a few weeks later in the blackwater 100
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