Where does a Poboy hide his money?

[chancer]

Bottom of the pit in yer outhouse!

That's what I said!

 

[Calvert]

Nowhere in the house because the house could catch on fire and it's all gone.

I'd bury it in the ground in mason jars.

 

[Poboy kartman]

I'm going to give y'all a little hint.....this keeps your money SAFE and protects it.....

 

[chancer]

SAFE from what. The only thing left standing in a burned house is the chimney?

 

[Poboy kartman]

Nowhere in the house because the house could catch on fire and it's all gone.

I'd bury it in the ground in mason jars.

Out of the mouths of babes......

EDIT : BTW: That ain't it!

 

[crazykart]

Chimneys noy even safe, and most houses dont have one, only an exhaust pipe. I think his hint is in a safe lol.

 

[Poboy kartman]

But y'all are getting closer....

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Hint # 2: What don't theives steal?

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Oh.....and definitely in the house....and easily accessible.....

 

[crazykart]

Crap, which brings me back to the outhouse lmao.

But seriously, there is usually one spot left in tact after a fire... the toilet. Not only is it ceramic which would take inasne tempe to do any real damage too, but its also filled with water, which helps to insulatr against severe heat damage.

Idk poboy, under your kitchen sink lol

 

[landuse]

In a safe?

 

[Poboy kartman]

Ok guys....pick your poision....that's right.....in a food box in the freezer....

Not only is it nearly impossible for theives to locate....but will survive all but the fiercest of fires.....and ....true to the 'Poboy Way' doesn't cost. squat....

EDIT:......And just like y'all....thieves don't think to look there.....

 

[chancer]

Dat wus me nects ges? Theives do steal food though.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Dat wus me nects ges? Theives do steal food though.

Not the crappy stuff....lol....

Well....maybe in California....but they only raid the icebox....the munchies don't have microwave time built in....

 

[crazykart]

Thats the reasom I dont hide money in the freezer lol. If Im breaking into a house, im gettin munchies too

 

[chancer]

I can just picture it now. A fat stash of cash weighing about as much as the frozen food that was in the box. Then the fetching Mrs Poboy decides "that food must be old its been in there forever" or "He does'nt like it". Then she throws it away while your at work. bwahaha!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Thats the reasom I dont hide money in the freezer lol. If Im breaking into a house, im gettin munchies too

OK guys....we know it's not in his freezer.....time for another thread....

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OK.....so.....now top that for a hiding place! !!!

 

[chancer]

Thats the reasom I dont hide money in the freezer lol. If Im breaking into a house, im gettin munchies too

Munchies...? well we know here that money went

 

[Poboy kartman]

Munchies...? well we know here that money went

He used to stash in in brownies....but he accidentally ate it.....

(What's the big obsession with putting green stuff in brownies anyway) ?

We better quit now....this is flirting with forum violation.....

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Wait!!!! That's why he guessed toilet and outhouse....all his money goes into pipes!!!!!

 

[crazykart]

O the californian is calling me a.... Bob Marley fan huh? Lmao once upon a great time ago, but that was many moons, and lots of munchies away

 

[KartFab]

The oven! nobody checks the oven. I did that until my wife put the oven on self clean FML

 

[crazykart]

And that's why you don't hide money in the oven! Hahahahaha. But on a serious note, that would just eat me up...