Where does a Poboy hide his money?

[Poboy kartman]

I have the absolute best place to hide money.....

#1: In the average home.....

#2: With very little effort....

#3: No complex or costly modifications.....

Can anyone guess???? If you don't match me....but it's better....you win....but I doubt anyone can.....

EDIT: Only one problem....I don't have any money!

 

[crazykart]

Crap you beat me to it! I was gonna say "but I thought the poboy was poboy because he was a po' boy, he ain't got no money!"

Best places I've found 1: heater vent, take it off, put money in ziplock bag, ducttape into vent, replace cover.
2: toilet tank, same with ziplock bag and tape
3: electrical socket (careful!)
4: attic
5: basement cieling
6: garage, bottom of my toolbox taper to it.
7: kitchen, remove a bottom drawer, place money, put drawer back.
8: bicycle tire in the garage, aired up, inside tread between tread and tube. Dont even need a bike, just a tire.
9: microwave "vent"
10: ac unit, behind plastic cover (think dexter)

 

[Poboy kartman]

Nope....that ain't it....and not even close...

 

[chancer]

The "edit" Is exactly what I was thinking!
This thread is dead now.
But how about in the A-C return grille behind the filter. Oh wait Poboy has no A-C.

 

[Poboy kartman]

You know...I shouldn't even be doing this...it's too genius to be putting on the internet where it can be seen.....lol

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My AC is DC.....(Don't Cool)....

 

[chancer]

Hey wait a minute. So yesterday Landuse bumped the member map. Now today You are slyly asking where we hide our money. and I have read about the things you have crossed state lines to do.
WARNING

 

[Poboy kartman]

Hey wait a minute. So yesterday Landuse bumped the member map. Now today You are slyly asking where we hide our money. and I have read about the things you have crossed state lines to do.
WARNING

DANG!!!! BUSTED!!!!! NO....seriously this is genius and the absolute best place to put your money to protect it in the home....

EDIT: As this goes on...it will become more apparent....as thieves are pressed for time....and generally not even as smart as Chancer....much less the rest of this forum....

 

[crazykart]

Me thinks he wants to know me hiding places cause that monies me found recently.

Idk that little tapoopma might be good enougg on gas to turn a profit lol.

 

[Poboy kartman]

BTW: This will be one of those: "Now why didn't I think of that?" deals...

 

[chancer]

EDIT: As this goes on...it will become more apparent....as thieves are pressed for time....and generally not even as smart as Chancer....much less the rest of this forum....

Dat maks sum rilly dum theevs.

Almost as dumb as a guy that brags online he found 1175 bucks and then posts a top 10 list of places he hides money. All on the same forum
I don't know anybody that would do that, at least not on this forum. That would just be "Crazy"

 

[Poboy kartman]

Me thinks he wants to know me hiding places cause that monies me found recently.

Idk that little tapoopma might be good enougg on gas to turn a profit lol.

Ahhhh....but it's not where YOU hide your money...but where I do!!!!

EDIT: And that's the thing...y'all have all kinds of time to figure it out....theives don't! !!

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Dat maks sum rilly dum theevs.

Almost as dumb as a guy that brags online he found 1175 bucks and then posts a top 10 list of places he hides money. All on the same forum
I don't know anybody that would do that, at least not on this forum. That would just be "Crazy"

Doesn't matter....he already spent it....(I know...I checked all those places....all I found was dust and porno....)

 

[crazykart]

Lol ya chancer, that is crazy, but crazy is as crazy does. The theif just has to remember that my door is locked for their safety, not mine. My collection of pretty bang bang things would make a Texan jealous, and my wife has been dieing to fire a couple rounds out of her pink camo ak lol.

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Hey that porno is vintage!

 

[itsid]

well,

is YOUR average home as average as MY average home?

if so, doors (room doors) are mostly hollow...
if trimmed to fit (say you raised the floor with new parquet ) the bottom is slotted;
lift it slightly, put in secret, tape edge, done.

if not, remove lock, attach string to envelope and lock, drop envelope, refit lock, done!

'sid

 

[Poboy kartman]

Lol ya chancer, that is crazy, but crazy is as crazy does. The theif just has to remember that my door is locked for their safety, not mine. My collection of pretty bang bang things would make a Texan jealous, and my wife has been dieing to fire a couple rounds out of her pink camo ak lol.

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Hey that porno is vintage!

Naw....Texans call those peashooters "Chitty Chitty Bang Bangs".....

Sorry....you walked right into that one.....

 

[crazykart]

I wish I had some pics of my "chittychitty bang bangs" on my phone right now lol.

Thats a good one sid.

 

[chancer]

I found it:

 

[Poboy kartman]

Yeah.....snake cage ain't bad.....but this is better.....

Y'all really are going to freak when I reveal this.....

 

[chancer]

Bottom of the kitty litter box?

 

[crazykart]

Bottom of the pit in yer outhouse!

 

[Poboy kartman]

Bottom of the kitty litter box?

Ummmmm.....yeah....go for it.....NOT!!!!

Although....its a pretty safe place...just not as safe or as good as mine....