What else can Saw-Glu do?

[ezcome-ezgo]

What else can Saw-Glu do?
Mixed with toothpaste, restores headlights and cures rheumatism, at the same time.
Added to motor oil, stops leaks and freshens the air, saves the environment.
Spread on old newspaper, will burn for all eternity.
Got Poison Ivy rash? You know what to do, use Saw-Glu.

What else can Saw-Glu do?

 

[BaconBitRacing]

Need to fix drywall? Saw-Glu can fix it smooth.
flat tire? Put some Saw-Glu on your leak, and fill it up. No leaks now!
dull knife? Spread some Saw-Glu on it, strike it against a tree, and now it’s sharp!

Freddy Fandango, CEO of Saw-Glu.

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

Lactose intolerant? One teaspoon Saw-Glu in the morning, drink gallons of milk, no problem.
Slow internet not letting you stream movies all day? Play-doh and Saw-Glu, a little imagination and a cell phone equals movie mogul empire.
You say your wife doesn't like all these unfinished projects laying around? One part Saw-Glu, 4 parts Starbucks Mocha Latte, she'll be quiet for a while.

 

[BaconBitRacing]

Dirty dishes? Spread some Saw-Glu and rinse.
grown up grass? Order our Saw-Glu AirDrop onto your lawn watch it cut the grass for you!
fix your corrupted OS? Spread some Saw-Glu into your USB sockets and your computer will run smooth!
Put back all the marbles you’ve lost over the years? Umm… no. Sorry Denny.

What else can Saw-Glu do?

 

[Denny]

Dirty dishes? Spread some Saw-Glu and rinse.
grown up grass? Order our Saw-Glu AirDrop onto your lawn watch it cut the grass for you!
fix your corrupted OS? Spread some Saw-Glu into your USB sockets and your computer will run smooth!
Put back all the marbles you’ve lost over the years? Umm… no. Sorry Denny.

What else can Saw-Glu do?

56 years of constantly doing dumb stuff tends to take a toll on one’s body and mind!

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

56 years of constantly doing dumb stuff tends to take a toll on one’s body and mind!

Saw-Glu is the answer for you! Don't settle for imitators, there is only one original Saw-Glu.

 

[Denny]

Bacon bit says it won’t work for me, but that’s ok. Crazy Glue has been working for me for years!

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

I believe what Dr. Frederick Fandango III was saying is that Saw-Glu would not be effective is curing what is obviously advanced mental deterioration. Why it would be shameful for any reputable representative of a fine global corporation like Saw-Glu to make such an outrageous claim.

 

[Master Hack]

l saw a TV ad for saw glu that claims it works wonders on hemmoriods. Anyone have experience with that? Anyone willing to admit it? Asking for a friend….

 

[BaconBitRacing]

l saw a TV ad for saw glu that claims it works wonders on hemmoriods. Anyone have experience with that? Anyone willing to admit it? Asking for a friend….

Yes it does indeed, send this friend to www.saw-glu-buy.com. Make sure to get tube size medium or larger for best results.

-Freddy

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

"Works wonders" is an understatement of the remarkable curative powers of Saw-Glu. What was that? You felt the mantle of the earth shift a little bit? The earth is trembling because of this transformative creation.

 

[BaconBitRacing]

hear about global warming? The earth is just reacting to the creation of Saw-Glu!

-Freddy Fandango, CEO of Saw-Glu.

 

[Karts of Kaos]

got diarrhea drink some saw-glue. kids running around to much? put some on the floor! got bed bugs? well thats gross no one can help you.

 

[BaconBitRacing]

But, Saw-Glu can be used as a gasket sealer.

 

[Denny]

Are you sliding off of your toilet seat onto the floor? Maybe saw glue and AA is for you!

 

[Karts of Kaos]

welder not working? you dont need it when you have saw glue. run out of bullets for your gun? just fill the barrel with saw glue it acts as the powder and the bullet! cant swim? well saw glues for you just coat your body in it and make sure to cover your mouth with it and you wont be able to breath the water and wont drown! and as a plus you'll be hydrophobic for the rest of your life!

 

[BaconBitRacing]

Petition for a Saw-Glu smilie

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

 

[Karts of Kaos]

nice!

 

[BaconBitRacing]

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Incredible! I approve the use of this as marketing material.

-Dr. Fredrick Fandango