what else can I do?

[supermanotorious]

The normal smaller ****s in my yard just piss me off but this is over the top, the plate and utencil idea came from a French artist/activist who did this to hundreds of pieces of **** in Paris in an effort to crack down on dog owners

I have 2 dogs that I love, an English Bully and a Boxer, you would never catch me letting them pull this stunt in someone else's yard

 

[FatCat]

Do you know who is allowing their dog to crap in your yard? I'd be trying to find out and I'd be getting all up in their business. If If it happened again I'd grab it with a shovel and put it at their doorstep. Let them step in it.

 

[exenos]

Is that the sidewalk?

 

[supermanotorious]

yes it's the sidewalk in front of my house, I do not know who was walking the dog, I have no problem walking down to the sidewalk and glaring at people as they walk past with their dogs, I have no problem confronting them either, my beard alone usually is enough to direct them to the other side of the street

 

[exenos]

I was kinda wondering what kind of dog takes a crap on the sidewalk? I mean most dogs I know wont take a crap unless its on grass. Asides from that, I agree that its a disgusting thing to do, Maybe you should get on e of those game cameras and set it up in front of your house.

 

[Doc Sprocket]

I was kinda wondering what kind of dog takes a crap on the sidewalk? I mean most dogs I know wont take a crap unless its on grass. Asides from that, I agree that its a disgusting thing to do, Maybe you should get on e of those game cameras and set it up in front of your house.

Yeah, no s**t. Literally. My dog flatly refuses to dump on asphalt, concrete, or gravel. When we walk her down our 1,000ft driveway in the winter, she will literally leap over the 3'+ snowbank in order to avoid leaving a steamer on the driveway. It is quite rare for a dog to drop a brownie on concrete. This tells me that the dog is either used to it (the owners yard has concrete, flagstones, or something), or the already-ignorant owner was rushing the dog along, and finally the dog could hold it no longer and delivered the package.

 

[Jcotz]

Toy-Story-Your various ways of describing a dog taking a crap probably just made my day. (Not a great day)

 

[supermanotorious]

wouldn't you know it, we got some serious hard rain yesterday afternoon, washed away the chalk and left the poo, then early this morning... another pile, no joke- I touched it to confirm it was cold and done the night before

I'm in full recon mode now somewhere between Bill Murray and Liam Neeson, so I used some spare winch line, measured the angle from my porch to the corners of the yard, to my surprise, only 90 degrees, most CCTV cameras give you at least 120 degrees so I'll be fine

I'll have to film the first catch, note the time, then surprise him the next night, not sure I should force him to pick it up, or simply follow him home and stuff it into his mailbox

 

[Majorpede]

1 vote for putting it in his, or her's mailbox.

 

[Doc Sprocket]

Toy-Story-Your various ways of describing a dog taking a crap probably just made my day. (Not a great day)

The first one was incidental. Then I decided to run with it! Glad you got a laugh.

Superman- MAILBOX! Deposit the offending loaf, without a word the first couple times it happens. Then, if it continues, start including little notes. "I don't know why your parcels continue to be delivered to my residence. Perhaps you should speak with the courier..." etc.

I actually observed this today-

or the already-ignorant owner was rushing the dog along, and finally the dog could hold it no longer and delivered the package.

That poor dog was almost completely squatted while his pinot-sipping self-indulgent soccer mom was quite literally dragging him through a parking lot. Poor animal. Some people should NOT be allowed dogs.

 

[FatCat]

The first one was incidental. Then I decided to run with it! Glad you got a laugh.

Superman- MAILBOX! Deposit the offending loaf, without a word the first couple times it happens. Then, if it continues, start including little notes. "I don't know why your parcels continue to be delivered to my residence. Perhaps you should speak with the courier..." etc.

Hahahaha excellent!

 

[exenos]

I have to agree, Mailbox.

 

[souperman000]

wouldn't you know it, we got some serious hard rain yesterday afternoon, washed away the chalk and left the poo

This is getting really intense...math is even involved!

 

[landuse]

This is getting really intense...math is even involved!

At school you always wonder what you are going to do with all the useless maths you learn. Now you know....

 

[Doc Sprocket]

At school you always wonder what you are going to do with all the useless maths you learn. Now you know....

I'm certain that a lot more kids would be receptive to learning basic geometry if the instructors would actually TELL them that this essential life skill is precisely what is required in order to determine which mailbox the poop has to go in...

 

[Doc Sprocket]

So... What's the poop on this?

(I could do this all day... But my boss would s**t!)

 

[landuse]

So... What's the poop on this?

(I could do this all day... But my boss would s**t!)

Or the scoop on the poop.....

 

[B.M.800]

I'll have to film the first catch, note the time, then surprise him the next night, not sure I should force him to pick it up, or simply follow him home and stuff it into his mailbox

Bwahahahahahahaha!



Just be carefull... something like that could get you into even more poop.

 

[OzFab]

not sure I should force him to pick it up, or simply follow him home and stuff it into his mailbox

1 vote for putting it in his, or her's mailbox.

Superman- MAILBOX! Deposit the offending loaf, without a word the first couple times it happens. Then, if it continues, start including little notes. "I don't know why your parcels continue to be delivered to my residence. Perhaps you should speak with the courier..." etc.

I have to agree, Mailbox.

Of the two options, yes, the mailbox is the better of the two but, here's a third option:
Place the offending matter in a paper bag, set it alight on their doorstep, knock on the door & run like he//

 

[machinist@large]

Of the two options, yes, the mailbox is the better of the two but, here's a third option:
Place the offending matter in a paper bag, set it alight on their doorstep, knock on the door & run like he//

I can certainly agree with the sentiments; it's just a little to far into scorched earth territory for a first strike. ESPECIALLY if the oxygen waster is in any way associated with local government. It's always better to start off with small steps when feeling out the enemy.....