Master Hack
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My kart was experiencing issues from being called a chunker and an overweight pig. Once l started calling it a buggy (which is a different weight class) all the issues and problems went away. Now its 800lb weight is a matter of pride rather than embarassment. Some surgical implants into the engine has improved its strength and stamina. And now it kicks sand into the faces of these light weight weaklings.
