Walmart doh !

[ML-TOYS]

So I'm at Wal-Mart buying a bag of Purina dog food for my parents dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up ...in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of every orifice and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with it and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's *** and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it. Now copy and share make someone else laugh!

 

[Denny]

I use that same story at Wally world all the time and people always fall for it. Except in my story they found me in a corner trying to lick my nuts then took me to a hospital!

Denny

 

[chancer]

I use that same story at Wally world all the time and people always fall for it. Except in my story they found me in a corner trying to lick my nuts then took me to a hospital!

Denny

You gotta go with. MENTAL Hospital! Especially after that story. Add that you just got out Today... Then look at them kinda Krazy! Probably helps the line move faster as people run away!

 

[Rail rider]

When the solar people at home depot ask me if I ever considered going to solar power I tell them no thanks. I'm running a thorium nuclear system. I then elaborate as to the cooling oil heats the oven, water heater, jacuzzi and pool. The with Pelteir modules gathering up heat along the way which produces my electricity and cold for the AC ,refrigerator, and deep freezer. Buy the time I'm done their wanting more info from me. I tell em it's a home brew system and not quite approved of by the EPA .

 

[mckutzy]

When your done with the depleted thorium rods, chuck them in your tig welder and your good to go for the expansion of building the heat exchangers to the new section of the house....

Ohh... I think its the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, that would have jurisdiction not the EPA.....