Um...Ya

[Rivvy03]

So about a week or so ago, my wife went to Walmart to get some pork chops to grill. I ONLY go there every great once and awhile because the people there are, well, a very strange and obtuse bunch. So we went about our way and went to the checkout lane. We were standing there for 15 min not moving for some reason that only the Walmart employee knew. All a sudden here she comes! I really do not know what she was thinking when she bought those pants but my wife and I laughed about that for a while and mentioned it to each other that she needs to be on that website people of walmart.com!! Yes, for a good laugh and a WHAT??? Check that site out!!

 

[jamyers]

Umm.... Yeah....

I'm with you, some folks have no idea what they actually look like....

 

[Doc Sprocket]

Nice!!! I saw one recently that I REALLY wanted a pic of, but my dang phone makes a sound when I take a picture, and I don't think I can turn the sound off (Crackberry Curve 9300).

This woman who probably should have stayed WELL away from the snack foods aisle was wearing these totally see thru black stretchy pants. Well- I don't THINK the were INTENDED to be see-thru, but they were VERY stretched... I kid you not, she was NOT wearing underwear. Saw much more than I really wanted to, but it was kinda like passing a gory accident on the highway. You know dang good and well that you ought not be looking, but you just cannot help yourself. I would have killed for a picture!

On the other hand, I got a pic from inside my truck of what had to be the biggest boo-tay I've ever seen. Seriously- It's not photoshopped or altered in any way- I promise you that! Like, not big as in wide- it just stuck out back so far I'm pretty sure she legally had to have an orange flag hangin' off that thang!

EDIT- Crap. Can't find the pic right now. I'll look tomorrow...

 

[landuse]

I love that website. I kill myself laughing each time I look

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

 

[Rivvy03]

toystory..That is sooo funny!! I know EXACTLY what your talking about, some peeps just don't get it. Just because you think it "looks good" doesn't mean that it IS!! I hate the mall, i have to endure the crap-shoot because of my 12 yr old daughter and my (I love her to death) wife, but!!!! The only reason i "chauffeur" them there is I like to people watch! There are some very questionable and colorful people that just have no business in certain clothing!! Regards to the "click" of the camera shutter, I didn't care if she heard it, I had my phone out like i was looking something up. It was kinda noisy anyways with the registers and talking going on!!

My neighbor 2 doors down is that EXACT same way!! You described her to a T, get this, her husband looks EXACTLY like the watermelon smashing Gallagher!! Thats what my wife and I call him cause we don't know is name