This made me LOL.

[OzFab]

Don't forget- LOTS of tramp-stamps!

Gawd, I hate that! Who the $%^* told wimmenfolk they wuz sexy, with a buncha nasty, jailhouse-lookin' graffiti all over 'em? Double-!!!

The right artwork in the right place looks good, but they're not all good or in the right place...

I once saw a woman who had Willy Nelsons face tattooed... well... use your imagination; needless to say, the "beard" was real

 

[Br@ndoM@n]

O forgot bushy bikini line and a camel toe. Front of g string bikini will read "Whisker Biscuit Racing"

 

[bighead]

You guys are turning me on. Stop it....

 

[Orange Krate]

Lol, did you guys check out this sellers "See other Items" link?
He's got a bunch of different pics of that same girl in his other ebay ads.

Too bad he's not selling any v-twins...I wanted to get a look at some jugs

 

[r_chez_08]

You guys are just too funny (and really quite disturbing...)

 

[brandongeiger2]

^^^x2 haha more disturbing than anything

 

[matman55]

i founds da jugs!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/HUSQVARNA-K...983?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2567949a1f

 

[Brandon1023]

thats ridiculous. everyone knows she's gotta have really white skin. oh and shes a little underweight lol. but hey.. thats just me.

 

[matman55]

shes a little underweight lol. but hey.. thats just me.

I thought it you said it!that girl needs a coupla cheeseburgers!

 

[CaptCanadia]

I think there are a few chubby chasers on this forum..

 

[matman55]

this vs this

yeah...ill got thick everytime.definetly

 

[CaptCanadia]

Hahaha I like how you changed the first pic. That's a little extreme though.. that's anorexic.

 

[matman55]

i might as well change the seconded pic too

 

[Brandon1023]

Since this is off topic.. I am 5' 10" and around 125 pounds, but I fluctuate +/- 10 pounds. My ex girlfriend is about 5' 3" and about 130. One night at her house, we were playing Wii Fit, and she got on the balance board to compare her Mii to mine, and she was like 4 pounds more than mine XD. Needless to say, her younger sisters were in awe, haha. Anyway, I'd rather have a girl with a little more waist to hold than a girl whose arms look brittle and her ribs showing. It just looks unhealthy in my book, but that's just my opinion. People like my dad would consider the girl in the first picture to be a whale. I personally think that's fine.

 

[realfast89gt]

She should just come home with me and ya'll wont have to complain about her gross body anymore.....

Edit: She is related to the engine in at least one way.- She has a set of bolt ons!!

 

[matman55]

lol, when people guess my weight(oddly this happens alot) they usually say 180, but im really 230, im 6'1 so ive got alot of area to distribute all that muscle and fat.

They also say i look like im 18.Which is awesome.

btw, did you guys notice that her assests are big but her upper body except for her shoulders are small and petite?

 

[Brandon1023]

Haha no. I have a feeling this thread isn't gonna be around too much longer. Either wayy.. I don't think girls look good skinny. so, before I venture off to Virtual School, and this thread gets removed, I'll throw my input in by a picture my ex sent me a while back which defines my perception of perfect. If you don't agree with me, well.. I don't care. Run along to your broomstick fantasy girl. (;

If it's considered to be too revealing, I want matman55's images removed as well. Lol

 

[matman55]

agredd,this thread had stumbled into something that is PM material.but it was nice wile it lastedd.




random pic of the day.

 

[Doc Sprocket]

Yup- that came close... Don't y'all have something to build?

 

[brandongeiger2]

Is there actually a certain criteria for inappropriate stuff here? haha that would be funny to see