Think I found a new gig!

[Denny]

While scrolling through the news today I saw this horse. In this news story this horse was painting pictures. I thought maybe with a few hours of practice, heck I could paint that good maybe? His pictures sell for big money at an exclusive gallery. So what do you guys think? Should I go for it? I could end up being the next Mark DayGul or Petro Picasso or maybe even Leonardo DeCaprio! What do you guys think?

 

[BaconBitRacing]

Denny, this is the job for you.

 

[panchothedog]

Make sure that you keep the paint brush in your mouth. Otherwise they won't look as good as the ones the horse paints.

 

[Denny]

Oh, I got a big mouth and all my teeth still so I should be ok. One question though, how do I keep the paint off my tongue?

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

Why do you want to keep the paint off your tongue? Will you not sacrifice for your art?

 

[BaconBitRacing]

I heard paint tastes good. It is, however, an acquired taste. You'll love it.

 

[Denny]

I prefer leaded paint chips. But getting back to the subject at hand. Can I clean paint off my tongue with lacquer thinner?
But I’m willing to leave it on there if the ladies like it! Serious answers only please.

 

[BaconBitRacing]

I prefer leaded paint chips. But getting back to the subject at hand. Can I clean paint off my tongue with lacquer thinner?
But I’m willing to leave it on there if the ladies like it! Serious answers only please.

Lacquer thinner is a good option, but I prefer acetone based thinners. Beware leaving paint on the tongue causes slurred speech. If you like lead chips I'd suggest adding asbestos brake dust to you paint for extra flavor.

 

[Denny]

If you like lead chips I'd suggest adding asbestos brake dust to you paint for extra flavor.

No, I prefer to snort that stuff up my nose.

 

[Master Hack]

Lead based paint thinned with MEK! That be the secret

 

[Denny]

But won’t that make my tongue tingle?

 

[Master Hack]

Well, isn't that the whole point?

 

[Denny]

It’s to make her tongue tingle! But that’s off topic. Now back to me being a painter. Think I could be the next Vinny VanWent?

 

[Master Hack]

Think I could be the next Vinny VanWent?

Vinny Vanwalmart?

 

[Denny]

Him too!

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

Start with Paint By Numbers. You've heard of numbers, right?

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

Here's something abstract you can plagiarize:

 

[Denny]

That might be to complex for me?