Doc Sprocket
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even worse when you have to run across a dark yard from the shop to the house to wash out your eyes, while not being able to see.
I had one of those, worse even. I wouldn't qualify it as a stupid thing, as it wasn't my fault.
I had just bought my '85 Fiero (this was in 1998), and had only been driving it a couple days. I'd bought it cheap and was still working the bugs out- brakes, exhaust, etc. I pulled into a service station to top up the washer fluid. With the engine running, I opened the hood and peered into the engine bay. After a moment, I became aware of a searing pain developing in both eyes. It really did take a good 30 seconds or so for me to figure out why.
The previous owner had poorly fitted an oversize battery into it. It was larger than the battery tray, and not secured very well. In driving, the battery had shifted ever so slightly to the left, and the water pump pulley was now chewing a groove in one side.
Yeah- My eyes were burning like absolute he// because I had just sprayed a fine mist of sulfuric acid into both of them!!!!!
Half blind and 3/4 freaked, I ran stumbling into the service bay asking for the washroom. Once I managed to locate the sink, I flushed my eyes for a good 5 minutes or so.
Having averted the crisis (or so I thought) I went home. I changed out the leaking battery for another one I had. The irritation in my eyes continued and after a couple hours I (wisely, but shoulda done this sooner) became concerned and drove myself to the hospital.
Torture? Man, I confessed to starting both world wars, and creating the Edsel!
Having survived that (barely), they rigged up a fresh bag, and shoehorned the danged thing into my left eye. Another 40 mins of drip...drip...drip...
Have I mentioned how much I HATE having crap in my eyes???
Lord, I apologize for whatever I ever did to deserve that, I promise I'll never do it again!
