Nice. I wonder if anyone caught that stub of frame off the neck in the chest or gut. Wood serve them right IMO.
I think a remotely triggered wad of model rockets could be fun. Start yelling and chasing them and really let them get to pedaling and then shift that sucker into warp drive.
As a kid, who had a number of bikes stolen, I thought about modifying the seat tube to take a shotgun shell, with something at the bottom for the primer.
Pull pin when parking bike.
First big bump drives shell and seat tube to the bottom, striking the primer.![]()