Seen on my way to work this morning

[ezcome-ezgo]

Yeah I know. In some circles, humor needs context.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Yeah I know. In some circles, humor needs context.

Oh...I caught it...dingos are why Australia doesn't have monkeys...but lions are why Africa doesn't have dingos....

But I knew someone was lion.

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

But Africa has Hyenas. Do they eat monkey?

 

[Poboy kartman]

Hyenas eat lion kills and kill lions when they can....monkeys just sit in the cheap seats up high and watch the show....

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

What we need here is more natural monkey predators. If there was a way to get them to PAFR and disappear, that would ideal.

 

[Poboy kartman]

Chinese restaurants in Kenya???? Kenya dig it?

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

China cook monkey? Monkey cook China?

 

[landuse]

You can have all of my monkeys.

 

[ezcome-ezgo]

"All your monkeys belong to us." -Chinese Gov't

 

[Jrgunn5150]

I've always wanted a monkey that will steal things and pickpocket people while I play a little music box.

 

[ML-TOYS]

I remember my ex wife one time trying to chase them away, and when she turned around one of the monkeys ran up behind her and slapped her on the leg.


We had also heard that monkeys have a instinctual fear of lions, and that if you spread some lion manure around the garden then they wouldn't come near. There is a zoo close by, so we went there and managed to convince the workers there to give us some lion crap (dang it smelled bad!!!!!). We put it in a bucket with some water to dilute it, and then distributed it around the garden. Did it keep the monkeys away i hear you asking. NO!! It didn't...and the garden stank for a week after

First off i think the monkey was probably goin for a butt smack.

Next, has anyone around you tried putting lion statues around the yard and next to windows ?

 

[chancer]

Pack of Dingos = monkey control.

Not wrong continent, just wrong Dingos. Try this pack:
http://www.diygokarts.com/vb/showthread.php?t=33498

Next, has anyone around you tried putting lion statues around the yard and next to windows ?

Like a scarecrow! but a Scaremonkey!

Jeez and I thought Gophers were a pain in the arse!

Just Monkeys being Monkeys.

 

[pRoFiT]

No lions where i'm from. We got this. About a block from my house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtBYk6VcSZ8

edit: and this is on Shaw Ave. one of the busiest roads in Fresno. Fresno State college starts at the corner where this video was taken. They almost walked out into the freeway but i think cops stopped them.

 

[chancer]

So just....
Oh nevermind.

 

[Poboy kartman]

"Can't we all just get along?"

Seriously, I'm sick and tired of the negativity.

Google up: 'Black Lives Matter and Back the Blue," and see what is happening in Dallas.

 

[chancer]

And why would BLM be in Fresno California! the most liberal Bastion on this continent besides Canada!

 

[ML-TOYS]

This is invading the country causing robbery at gunpoint,car accidents, people walking off cliffs, walking into traffic etc.

Get a life people

 

[chancer]

LOL! 2 clowns in San Diego walked off an 80ft cliff trying to play that game and consume Alcohol.
Had to be rescued by the Fire Department, and Life guards!
Darwinism!

 

[Poboy kartman]

LOL! 2 clowns in San Diego walked off an 80ft cliff trying to play that game and consume Alcohol.
Had to be rescued by the Fire Department, and Life guards!
Darwinism!

Who was your buddy that day....and did it hurt?

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This is what I love about this forum: "Hello, new here, just need a quick answer......."

27 pages later....no one remembers the question.........yeah....right!

 

[pRoFiT]

Man did you see that truck plow through 80+ French today! Crazy people in the world.

Yah not sure why the protest in Fresno. We did have a cop kill a kid not listening to the cop. It's all over in the local news.

NSFW viewer discretion advised https://youtu.be/BCzTVw6_jg0