Replace the axles

[landuse]

He did say Monday on the pics and it's just barely Monday here. You have to cut him some slack on the pics

I will give you that one, but it is coming up to the end of the day here....

 

[Poboy kartman]

.......Now officially the day after the day after tomorrow! 5 hours and 38 minutes left of Monday................

 

[machinist@large]

.......Now officially the day after the day after tomorrow! 5 hours and 38 minutes left of Monday................

ADD flare up today Doug?

 

[Poboy kartman]

ADD flare up today Doug?

Not at all-wrong disorder. ...more like OCD.

Anyway- yeah.....OCD....I try to the end to try to help but I'm about to wash my hands on this one- the soap is handy and the water is getting warm......

 

[fowler]

Who what was lardo

 

[Doc Sprocket]

Who what was lardo

Please... don't ask.

 

[itsid]

Lardo is an italian bacon.. very delicious (and unfortunately expensive)
and it doesn't even have noticeable meat in it.
basically Lard in a different aggregation state

http://www.emikodavies.com/blog/italian-table-talk-lardo-di-colonnata/



'sid

 

[gear monkey]

alright so sorry I haven't replied… The reason was that I found what I was looking for (thank you) and was installing it and then threading my tires and about sliced my finger off (don't tell me I don't know how to use a knife because I know how to handle a knife more than most it was simply a foolish mistake) I going to ask another question but its more for a new thread………...

 

[mckutzy]

Ok, injury is fair reason.
Are you alright, keepin the finger?

 

[gear monkey]

yeah going to keep my finger THANK GOODNESS It really was a funny story I was in the garage threading my tires and sliced into my pinky I ran inside and told my dad he goes back to the garage and gets superglue, gauze, electric tape (the whole time I'm gushing blood and my moms telling my dad I should go to the hospital) my dad tells my mom that he's sliced himself many times threading tires and that I would be fine them pours some iodine puts the super glue on and tapes it up then says son get up lets finsh them tires my mom goes berserk at that
Long story but funny

 

[Poboy kartman]

yeah going to keep my finger THANK GOODNESS It really was a funny story I was in the garage threading my tires and sliced into my pinky I ran inside and told my dad he goes back to the garage and gets superglue, gauze, electric tape (the whole time I'm gushing blood and my moms telling my dad I should go to the hospital) my dad tells my mom that he's sliced himself many times threading tires and that I would be fine them pours some iodine puts the super glue on and tapes it up then says son get up lets finsh them tires my mom goes berserk at that
Long story but funny

Well I've done worse. I stuck my left hand index finger in an industrial table saw. My boss was standing behind me and asked "What did you do? " I said I stuck my finger in the blade. He asked "Is it bad? " I said yes. I was pinching it together with my thumb and another finger and a group was forming. ...My boss said let me see...I showed him for a split second and several onlookers got a glimpse when I did. I said: "I need some band-aids...." One guy says dude....you're going to need a lot more than band-aids! But someone else went to get them.

Don't get me wrong- this was bad- an eighth of an inch wide half inch deep chunk of skin, flesh, fingernail and bone was gone. I put one band-aid over the end to catch the blood a second 90° to it to seal the end and catch blood and a third wrapped around the finger to keep the ends in place....

Then I went back to work. Another guy said- that's going to really hurt in the morning. I said: I've got a news flash for you Chief- it hurts NOW!

There's not really a whole lot more they can do for something like that at an emergency clinic- other than stitches and I just kept the halves together with the band-aids until it healed- about three weeks. It's never going to be the same and neither is playing lead guitar as it will always be a little tender.

 

[OzFab]

my mom goes berserk at that

Isn't it funny how dads usually keep calm & deal with situations like this while mum's carrying on like a crazed lunatic

Reminds me of an incident years ago: My son was just starting to stand up on furniture & the like. One day, we had just woken up & my son decided to stand up using the bathroom door for balance. The person in the bathroom didn't realise, opened the door & my son fell flat on his face on the hard tile floor; he srceamed which startd his mother screaming like a mad woman.

I calmly took him & told her to get the sugar & a spoon. I put about 1/4 of a teaspoon of sugar in his mouth (which was easy 'coz he was still screaming); the screaming & the bleeding both stopped instantly. My wife checked him then looked at me as if to say "how the did you do that?

 

[itsid]

... the screaming & the bleeding both stopped instantly. My wife checked him then looked at me as if to say "how the did you do that?

Tony, I sooo hope you said
"oh look, it's magic!"

'sid

 

[mckutzy]

The superglue trick works. Not much different from the real medical stuff. It just a little cleaner.

It only a real problem trying to do it yourself, and not pass out or drop the now slipery blood covered little tube/bottle.

 

[OzFab]

Tony, I sooo hope you said
"oh look, it's magic!"

'sid

Something like that; too many years ago to remember exactly what I said but, I did explain it to her later...

 

[Poboy kartman]

Something like that; too many years ago to remember exactly what I said but, I did explain it to her later...

Well it all evens out.....I'll bet you quit crying when she gives you a little "sugar"......

 

[itsid]

This forum provides not only help,
but also a nice crossbreed of dottenrotcom and hentpouse magazine stories

Who would have guessed

'sid