BaconBitRacing
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Shhhh! Don‘t let him hear you! Do you want to get locked in the basement?
Pictures from the clandestine mountain top labratory.
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Denny
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I’m never getting locked up again! I didn’t like it one bit. However I don’t mind being tied up by the right woman!
Master Hack
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Denny, meet Ms. Right
Denny
Canned Monster
I just threw up in my mouth, thanks.
Denny
Canned Monster
Besides that’s not a woman! I don’t know what it is, but it ain’t female!
Master Hack
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Just tryin to help out. Pretty sure it’ll tie ya up!
Master Hack
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Back to our regularly scheduled programming!
BaconBitRacing
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I don’t! I don’t drink though…
BaconBitRacing
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Hey Hack, how fast is that thing? I saw it’s got a Honda (Gx390?) and a tc, and that’s a lot of steel to move.
Master Hack
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Yeah its a stock 390, but its under powered. Its a heavy pig somewhere north of 800lbs, it still hits about 30 (guess) I'll use the GPS and get an accurate reading next weekend. I'm looking for a motorcycle engine to put in it, if I can't find one I'll do some engine mods next winter.
I can't *****, it was a free engine with less than 5 hours on it AND its fast enough for the grand brats until they learn to drive.
BaconBitRacing
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Good, free is nice. I really thought it deserves a motorcycle engine, it’ll rip with that.
Master Hack
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Round here motorcycle engines come with way too much pride attached.
BaconBitRacing
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Heck down here in NC I could probably find one on on FB marketplace for the right price. Darn Portland
Master Hack
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No,no no, not Portland! We hate portland! Portland is the laughing stock of the west coast, no the country! Never have l ever seen a more f****d up city anywhere. The moron that infests the mayors off has all the brains of a piss ant, and the libs love him.
We live far enough away as not to be affected too much. Rant over!
Edit: (04/17/23)
I need to offer my sincerest appologies to piss ants everywhere. My comment about the Portland mayor having the brains of a piss ant is insulting to piss ants everywhere. I realize that now and regret having said that. I should have said that the portland mayor should aspire to have as much brains as a piss ant.
We live far enough away as not to be affected too much. Rant over!
Edit: (04/17/23)
I need to offer my sincerest appologies to piss ants everywhere. My comment about the Portland mayor having the brains of a piss ant is insulting to piss ants everywhere. I realize that now and regret having said that. I should have said that the portland mayor should aspire to have as much brains as a piss ant.
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BaconBitRacing
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Oh I was just saying Portland ruined it for all y’all good ole boys. There are good ole boys on the west coast, right?
Bansil
Painter of gnomes....
Love the trailer, remember hauling sand rails like that in the 80's 
Master Hack
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Thanks! I remember having a tee trailer like that years ago. It’s light, doesnt take up a lot of room when parked. The big reason is, here in Oregon the DMV does not require trailers under 1800 lbs loaded to be registered.
BaconBitRacing
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Ooh nice. I might have to check NC’s laws on that… Do the Party Poopers let you register side by sides there? Here you can register them for use on roads up to 55mph.
Master Hack
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Fortunatly no. Drivers here are complete idiots.operating a car is beyond the skill level that 98% of the operators have. Can’t imaginge what a fiasco side x sides would cause. Hell they made it illegal to pump yourown gas cuz these idiots couldn’t handle it without causing major problems. Fortuantely there is a work around for those that are in possesion af a semi functioning brain. Maybe l’ll get there someday…..